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This AI's hero power is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:โ โThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!โ โ โMy deck can't win against a hero power like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" โ โHe hero powered the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect hero power" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectly"
โ โThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!โ โ โMy deck can't win against a hero power like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" โ โHe hero powered the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect hero power" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectly"
Boring to watch, boring to play, it's Brawl Day
twitchquotes: BORING TO WATCH BORING TO PLAY GRAB YOUR PILLOWS ITS BRAWL DAY
Stop it guys, Kripp doesn't topdeck cards, they just manifest in his hand, only his opponents draw from the top of their decks Kappa
Scraggly vegan is the only one left
twitchquotes:BOB โYouโre doing GREAT out there!โ I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. โI donโt wanna talk about it guysโ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
BOB โYouโre doing GREAT out there!โ I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. โI donโt wanna talk about it guysโ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel
twitchquotes:Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. โCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.โ His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippโs first minion: Lucentbark. โNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!โ
Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. โCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.โ His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippโs first minion: Lucentbark. โNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!โ