[Copypasta] BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD πŸ“ž BabyRage WO XIANG BAO GAO YI GE CUO WU πŸ“ž BabyRage WO DE DUI SHOU ZHENG ZAI WAN KA πŸ“ž BabyRage
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July 2017

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD πŸ“ž BabyRage WO XIANG BAO GAO YI GE CUO WU πŸ“ž BabyRage WO DE DUI SHOU ZHENG ZAI WAN KA πŸ“ž BabyRage
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July 2017

Hearthstone

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. It’s not a story the f2p btw would tell you. It’s a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to Un’Goro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn… It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful… the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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April 2017

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Hearthstone

Dear Kripparian, how dare you

twitchquotes: Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.
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November 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

R-Reynad-sama? Could you please roleplay?

twitchquotes: (»° _ °«) R-Reynad-sama? Could you please, um, roleplay, so when your hero takes damage... you um, p-pretend y-you take damage...! T-thank you... (>/////<)
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January 2015
Reynad

Weebs

Classic

Hearthstone

4 streamers lived in harmony until the Trump nation attacked

twitchquotes: Kripp, Trump, Kolento, and Hafu. The 4 streamers lived in harmony then everything changed when the Trump nation attacked. Only, Kripp master of all the OJ, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he bmed.
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July 2014
Kripp

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