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NI HAO BLIZZARD 📞 WO XIANG BAO GAO YI GE CUO WU 📞 WO DE DUI SHOU ZHENG ZAI WAN KA 📞
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United States of America is now known as West Iran
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The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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But my heart still isn't as broken as Patron Warrior
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Which Rogue card should I pick?
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