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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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Heaven is the highest you can get
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It's 4ļøā£2ļøā£0ļøā£todayš³š±but I'm not smoking weed šæšš“šš¬I'm smokingšØšthe Biblešššš¼šbecause heavenā¬ļøššš¼šis the highest you can getšš¼š¤
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My name is Shigekiyo Yangu
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My name is Shigekiyo Yangu. I'm a second-year at Budogaoka Middle School. I weigh 110 kilograms, and my Papa and Mama call me "Shigechi". "Shige-chan" turned into "Shigechi". My turtle I have at home is named Gonta. The other day I was wondering if the 41 yen, 62 yen and 150 yen stamps all tasted different, so I was licking them, and Mama yelled at me. This is a picture of my Mama, who yelled at me.
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Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO Dick McPeenballs
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Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearāmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart āyou know, if youāre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iām one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldāitās true!ābut when youāre a conservative Republican they tryāoh, do they do a numberāthatās why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneāyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weāre a little disadvantagedābut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meāit would have been so easy, and itās not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatās going to happen and he was rightāwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatās going on with the four prisonersānow it used to be three, now itās fourābut when it was three and even now, I would have said itās all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donāt, they havenāt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itās gonna take them about another 150 yearsābut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.