My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. FeelsBadMan
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$600 should last us for at least 5 months
Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
FLIP THAT TABLE
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP THAT TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ใฝ(ยฐโกยฐใฝ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ๏ผผ\('0')/๏ผ ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP ALL THE TABLES
เฒ _เฒ Son... เฒ _เฒ Put. เฒ __เฒ The tables. เฒ ___เฒ Back.
(โฎยฐ-ยฐ)โฎโณโโณ
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป NEVER!!!!
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP THAT TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ใฝ(ยฐโกยฐใฝ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ๏ผผ\('0')/๏ผ ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP ALL THE TABLES
เฒ _เฒ Son... เฒ _เฒ Put. เฒ __เฒ The tables. เฒ ___เฒ Back.
(โฎยฐ-ยฐ)โฎโณโโณ
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป NEVER!!!!
To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand The Bible
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesusโs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Godโs existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. ๐ And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesusโs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Godโs existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. ๐ And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.