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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicoptersā¦ He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulā¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.
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Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?
I donāt know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. Thereās something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I canāt help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like theyāre literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. Iām not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that Iām not being weird for it. Please tell me thereās someone who feels the same thing
Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name
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Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name. Thy Bad RNG come. Thy topdecks be done. On Arena as it is in Ranked. Give us this day our daily rant. And forgive us our button presses as we forgive those who don't press theirs against us. For thine is the never lucky. The bullsh*t RNG. Forever and ever. Ameno.
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Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It"
DO IT, just DO IT! Donāt let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Justā¦ do it! Some people dream of success, while youāre gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and youāre not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? ā¦ DO IT! Justā¦ DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If youāre tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.