[Copypasta] My son got kicked out of school

twitchquotes: My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. FeelsBadMan
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August 2017
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โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–„โ–ˆ โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ™€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ โ–ˆ โ™‚โ™€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆ โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ™‚โ™€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„
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September 2018

Pokemon

I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream

twitchquotes: Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye.
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game

twitchquotes: สแดแดœ แด€ส€แด‡ แด€ แดษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡-แด€ษขแด‡แด… แดแด€ษด แด„แดแดแด˜สŸแด€ษชษดษชษดษข แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด„สœษชสŸแด…ส€แด‡ษด ส™แด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข สแดแดœ ษชษด แด€ษด แดษดสŸษชษดแด‡ แด„แด€ส€แด… ษขแด€แดแด‡. แด€ษดแด… แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แด˜แด€ส สแดแดœ $4.99 แด›แด แด…แด sแด. แดแด€สส™แด‡ สแดแดœ sสœแดแดœสŸแด… แด„แดษดsษชแด…แด‡ส€ แด˜แดœแด›แด›ษชษดษข แด›สœษชษดษขs ษชษด แด˜แด‡ส€sแด˜แด‡แด„แด›ษชแด แด‡ สแดแดœ ส™ษชษข ส™แด€ส™ส.
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March 2015
Kripp

And you thought there wouldn't be any bees in chat

twitchquotes: โ–‘Aโ–‘nโ–‘dโ–‘ โ–‘yโ–‘oโ–‘uโ–‘ โ–‘tโ–‘hโ–‘oโ–‘uโ–‘gโ–‘hโ–‘tโ–‘ โ–‘tโ–‘hโ–‘eโ–‘rโ–‘eโ–‘ โ–‘wโ–‘oโ–‘uโ–‘lโ–‘dโ–‘nโ–‘tโ–‘ โ–‘bโ–‘eโ–‘ โ–‘aโ–‘nโ–‘yโ–‘ โ–‘bโ–‘eโ–‘eโ–‘sโ–‘ โ–‘iโ–‘nโ–‘ โ–‘tโ–‘hโ–‘iโ–‘sโ–‘ โ–‘cโ–‘hโ–‘aโ–‘tโ–‘ bUrself
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May 2016
Forsen

React Andys constantly pausing the YouTube video

twitchquotes: Streamer the thing is, im just gonna be honest, i really dont care what u have to say, ur words mean nothing to me. But this video...this video means everything to me. And u keep pausing to speak, this feels like a personal attack. Please resume the video and shut the fuck up.
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April 2021
Mizkif
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