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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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I used to be a real ad
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76gb homework folder
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You really think that 76GB homework folder is fooling anybody
You really think that 76GB homework folder is fooling anybody
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Europe is the Eastern USA
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Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
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Classic
EU vs NA
98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did ๐ You ๐ Know? ๐ญ 98% of ๐ฆ memes ๐ธ aren't ๐ซ even ๐ remotely funny, ๐ but ๐ rather 
an ๐น indication of ๐ฆ the ๐ low ๐ intelligence, absence of ๐ฆ empathy, and ๐ devolution of ๐ฆ modern ๐ฅ man. ๐จ
an ๐น indication of ๐ฆ the ๐ low ๐ intelligence, absence of ๐ฆ empathy, and ๐ devolution of ๐ฆ modern ๐ฅ man. ๐จ
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Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously
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Dear Twitch Chat users. Do u think its funny to copy pasta everything you see? Copy that, pasta that. Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously, and when i come here my mind explodes. Please, respect copy pasta. For me, it's about religion.
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imaqtpie
See you in court
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Hello Kripp, this is Anne, just letting you know that the DNA test came back positive and I will be seeing you in court to get my child support. Oh and btw she is now 4 years old and asking where is daddy ***, either way see you in court..
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Kripp