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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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bears are always fucked
Last week I went to go outside for a smoke and this other guy was there smoking as well. We got to talking and the talk of options trading came up. I accidentally slipped that I had bought a SPY put to hedge my portfolio. He immediately gets excited takes off his pants and bends over. Didn't realize he was a ππ» this whole time. Ofcourse I obliged cause bers r always fukkd
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lul EU.... I guess
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Lost to EU in Twitch Rivals Lost to EU at Worlds Lost to EU at MSI Only 1 NA mid next season lul EU.... I guess
Lost to EU at Worlds Lost to EU at MSI Only 1 NA mid next season lul EU.... I guess
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Are you really shitting on PokΓ©mon Unite bro?
Are you really shitting on PokΓ©mon Unite bro? Thatβs pretty fucking cringe. This is a highly skilled game that requires teamwork. Communication. Hard work. Blood. Sweat. Tears. If your puny mind fails to see this game is all about skill then just go back to playing baby ass LoL you fucking pleb.
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This scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!
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ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨ βThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!β β βMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!β β βThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jonesβ locker.β β βHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.β β βThar was naught I could do.β β βI weathered that perfectlyβ β ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨
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