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HOW LONG ⛏ CAN THIS ⛏ GO ON ⛏
HOW LONG ⛏ CAN THIS ⛏ GO ON ⛏
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Hearthstone Devs change a lightbulb
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How many Hearthstone Devs does it take to change a lightbulb???? It doesn't matter, because they don't know how to balance the ladder.
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Genuine Kripp Smile
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Look at him, look at that smile. That's a genuine Kripp Smile™ there if I ever saw one. Now chat, if you pay close attention you'll realize that these rare, genuine demonstrations of happiness only actually happen when Kripp is playing Hearthstone. Not Artifact, not Magic, not anything else. Hearthstone is where Kripp's heart really is at. We just have to understand and support that, no matter what.
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Unrelease taunt cards or I'll do it SMOrc
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̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\. UNRELEASE TAUNT CARDS OR I'LL DO IT ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\. UNRELEASE TAUNT CARDS OR I'LL DO IT ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.
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Kripp
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Kripp ignores chat draft
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As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
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Kripp
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I sexually Identify as going second
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I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “UNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe
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Kripp