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chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
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I used to be a real ad
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Now I remember why I fell asl...
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Mill Druid. Now I remember why I fell asl... 
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Kripp
We are not the same (Amogus edition)
We are not the same
For instance
You say kid š¦ we say mini-crewmate
You say earth š we say Mira-hq
You say suspiciousš„·, we say sussy bakas
You say āhe was murdered so I called the policeā, we say āEMERGENCY MEETINGā
You say āthe joke is deadā we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)
Among Us / Amogus
Tyler1 is my future mirror
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No, I donāt jerk off to Tyler1 because Iām gay, I jerk off to Tyler1 because he is what I will become with hard enough training. I can get out of diamond. I can go to the gym. Tyler1 is not a human but instead an idea. The idea of my life working, the idea of my not getting bad teammates (who are always at fault in my games seriously wtf am I supposed to do) and the idea of me climbing. When I see Tyler1 I donāt get excited because Iām gay but because he is my future mirror.
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Tyler1
KappaPride
This message legally certifies that I was here
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This message marks my place as a viewer at this moment, and hereby certifies that I "was here" for any and all subsequent significant events in the near future. This message contains no other particular information, and does not imply any endorsement of, nor involvement in, the events which occur. This message is signed by Twitch authentication and dated by chatroom timestamp, and hence is legally binding.
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I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself
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my mom always asks me who I am skyping with, cause I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself, am I weird?
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imaqtpie