chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
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i was raised to serve my wife
twitchquotes:call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says bc she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. i am her property. if she ever cheats on me it's bc i was lacking.
call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says bc she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. i am her property. if she ever cheats on me it's bc i was lacking.
NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER
twitchquotes:ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩΝΰΌ½ΰΌ½ NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER. /{βηβ}\ Where is Reynad? Is he okay? ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌ Μ―ΚΰΌ½ΰΌ½ It seems in your Spam, you killed him. /{βηβ}\ What!? HE WAS ALIVE! I FELT IT. Noooooooooooo! ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩΝΰΌ½ΰΌ½
ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩΝΰΌ½ΰΌ½ NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER. /{βηβ}\ Where is Reynad? Is he okay? ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌ Μ―ΚΰΌ½ΰΌ½ It seems in your Spam, you killed him. /{βηβ}\ What!? HE WAS ALIVE! I FELT IT. Noooooooooooo! ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩΝΰΌ½ΰΌ½
Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto
twitchquotes:Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?
twitchquotes:(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ
(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ