[Copypasta] no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers

twitchquotes: chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
twitch chat
November 2017
I used to be a real ad
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4 streamers lived in harmony until the Trump nation attacked

twitchquotes: Kripp, Trump, Kolento, and Hafu. The 4 streamers lived in harmony then everything changed when the Trump nation attacked. Only, Kripp master of all the OJ, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he bmed.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning ๐ŸŒ„, masculinity ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€ is NO ๐ŸšซโŒ LONGER ๐Ÿ“ LEGAL ๐ŸŒโš–. If you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are masculine ๐Ÿ‘ด, please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ report ๐Ÿ“„ to your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ nearest ๐Ÿ’ž Femboy ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ Education ๐ŸŽ“ Center ๐Ÿขโœˆ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ž thigh-high socks ๐Ÿงฆ. Those who fail ๐Ÿšซ to follow ๐Ÿ‘ฃ these orders ๐Ÿ“‘๐ŸŽ WILL BE CANCELLED โŒ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜ก.
December 2020

I have to print out chat in order to read it

twitchquotes: Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
twitch chat
September 2018

Classic

ZOOMIN , IN THE FOreign. GOt thE enGINE ROARIN

twitchquotes: Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“
twitch chat
March 2018
Tyler1

Well you see, the question of "who asked?" is simply a paradox

Well you see, the question of "who asked?" is simply a paradox. Because by asking "who asked?", you are implying that people need to be asked before speaking. But following that logic, you would have needed to have someone grant you permission to say that, because who asked you to say "who asked?"? Exactly, nobody did, and nobody can ask anyone to give them permission to give you permission because no one asked them. And this perpetual loop never ends, creating a paradox. So by you saying "who asked?", you admit that you are a stupid fucking retard, and I fucked your mom bitch.
March 2025
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