chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
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CSGO rage
The only reason, the only reason youβre all laughing is because you donβt understand that I also played in a team before and itβs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iβm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youβre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youβre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youβre all having a laugh and Iβm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
The only reason, the only reason youβre all laughing is because you donβt understand that I also played in a team before and itβs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iβm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youβre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youβre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youβre all having a laugh and Iβm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft
Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudely asked why a 12 year old was signing up for a prestigious institute. My son proclaimed "Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft". The dean tried to apologize but the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated magnet koom louder on the first day of college.
Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudely asked why a 12 year old was signing up for a prestigious institute. My son proclaimed "Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft". The dean tried to apologize but the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated magnet koom louder on the first day of college.
Do you know who else didn't pet cats?
twitchquotes:Hi Kripp, do you know who else didn't pet cats? Hitler. Hitler didn't pet cats. Do you want to be a Nazi too?