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December 2017
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Wife wants to leave me because of an NFT diamond ring

My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT. I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her. I put a blindfold on my wife and guided her into our room where our computer is set up. Soon as she opened her eyes and saw what it was, she absolutely exploded with rage saying I was an asshole and was only thinking about myself. She then accused me of spending money on stupid thing and said she’s going to go find a boyfriend. I don’t know what to do in this situation. I was only thinking about HER interests and how happy she would be to receive this new technology. Plus the price of her ring will only appreciate. Stupid real diamonds only depreciate. We have now signed up for NFT relationship counselling. I have been seeking relationship advice but everyone says to buy her NFT flowers or NFT chocolates. And when I did that, that was the last straw. Wife sent me divorce papers and I converted it into NFT. I know in the long run when all these NFT’s moon. She will come crawling back.
February 2022

This guy's DDOS is crazy

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's DDOS is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy ISP can't win against a DDOS like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely this IP to win" β˜‘ β€œHe used the only DDOS site the that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect program” β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI streamed that perfectly"!!!
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January 2015

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Scamaz had struck again

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November 2015
Reynad

༼ ぀ _ ༽぀Greetings twitch chat

twitchquotes: ༼ ぀ _ ༽぀Greetings twitch chat, at midnight i will celebrate halloween by killing people who didn't Copy pastarino this message. Do it now or you will be dead at 00:00. Copy pastarino NOW or Rip in peperoni's.༼ ぀ _ ༽぀
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imaqtpie

Last night I shoved live gerbils in my ass for the first time. AMA

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