[Copypasta] Why do so many people watch this washed up player?

twitchquotes: Why do so many people watch this washed up player? He is so bad at this game. Why is his hair so long? Does hair length have a connection to a players skill? Is that why girls are so bad at league?
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December 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Feed in every game

twitchquotes: As Michael "imaqtpie" Santana sat shivering on the cold pavement, Lisha, who happened to be passing by, decided to share a loaf of bread with him. He wanted to share her kindness, and so he decided to feed in every game henceforth.
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April 2015
imaqtpie

Germany scores on Brazil

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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July 2014
imaqtpie

Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here

twitchquotes: Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here, 16th president of the USA. Just wondering if you can let me see your minimap. I realize you don't like "ghosting" but maybe you can make an exception for me. Sorry for spooking you.
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October 2014
imaqtpie

Ripperoni Pepperoni dude

twitchquotes: βœ“I'm just gonna shove this shit out βœ“ *I'm pretty strong right now* βœ“ *FUCK man* βœ“ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* βœ“ *I love it dude* βœ“ *Epic nice dude* βœ“ *Just gonna go shop* βœ“ Did that really fucking hit me? βœ“ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude βœ“.
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March 2015
imaqtpie

top players first name

twitchquotes: LETS GO MICHAEL!! (btw Michael is imaqtpie, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)
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November 2018
imaqtpie

Classic

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