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I am coming back from my 10 minute ban
twitchquotes:I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back
I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back
How do you do, fellow homosexuals?
Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
FLIP THAT TABLE
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP THAT TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ใฝ(ยฐโกยฐใฝ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ๏ผผ\('0')/๏ผ ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP ALL THE TABLES
เฒ _เฒ Son... เฒ _เฒ Put. เฒ __เฒ The tables. เฒ ___เฒ Back.
(โฎยฐ-ยฐ)โฎโณโโณ
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป NEVER!!!!
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP THAT TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ใฝ(ยฐโกยฐใฝ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
โปโโป ๏ธต ๏ผผ\('0')/๏ผ ๏ธต โปโโป FLIP ALL THE TABLES
เฒ _เฒ Son... เฒ _เฒ Put. เฒ __เฒ The tables. เฒ ___เฒ Back.
(โฎยฐ-ยฐ)โฎโณโโณ
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป NEVER!!!!
Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE
twitchquotes:Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE ๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ
Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE ๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ
Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
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