twitchquotes:
My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
๐ปโ
twitch chat
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas
WEEB pyramid
You offered me a snack but baby I want the whole kitchen
Having to call a judge โyour honorโ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
โYour Honorโ. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iโve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโll say โSirโ and the judge will be like โItโs โYour Honorโ young man!!โ
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โSirโ like everybody else.
Itโs some LARPING Iโd expect kids to do. โOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ
Shut up.
EDIT: Iโm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โitโs just a title, like Doctor!โ. Judges have a title like โDoctorโ, itโs called โJudgeโ - Doctors donโt expect us to call them โThy Healerโ or some crap like that.
Let's say, hypothetically, that you are submissive and breedable
Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?
Ben Shapiro
I screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral
Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐