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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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A dirty joke from the 1400s...
A dirty joke from the 1400s...
In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. βLook also on the other side,β said the poor creature, βmy husband has sometimes taken that road.β
From βThe Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggioβ, a joke book published in the 1400βs by Poggio Bracciolini
Chess is too basic for Kripp
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"Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
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I like the chat clean of copypasta messages
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I like the fact that this chat doesn't create extremely long copy pasta messages that nobody wants to read. Mods really do a good job making sure that chat is clear of any senseless spam that distracts from the actual content put out by the talented streamer.
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Stay negative
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(οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ ) Stay negative _ΰΌΌΰΊοΈΉΰΊΰΌ½_ Kripp is a sellout (οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ ) Chat is retarded _ΰΌΌΰΊοΈΉΰΊΰΌ½_ Kitty is dead (οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ ) _ΰΌΌΰΊοΈΉΰΊΰΌ½_ Life sucks (οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ )
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