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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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What happened to this ad? :(
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When drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ when drums play, my hands automatically type 
, i live for the moment and when Kripp comes i feel i have sex with the stream, all becoming well met. γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
, i live for the moment and when Kripp comes i feel i have sex with the stream, all becoming well met. γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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Kripp
My average IQ after taking IQ tests...
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My average IQ after taking IQ tests from accredited psychologist is 134.5 βOnly 2% of the human population score that high. I'm very close to genius level IQ. You calling me stupid is like some one calling Albert Einstein stupid. Which makes one of us look stupid. Hint: Not me.
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I keep seeing people posting the same message
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Guys this is awkward, sorry I have to point this out. I keep seeing people posting the same message within very short periods of time, causing the auto scroll function to go crazy. Could you please follow the chat history more closely before you post and make the chat experience more pleasant for everyone? Thanks 
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I'm one with the kripp
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Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
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Kripp
Salt season pass
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Kripp, this is Don salteroni from Sodium enterprises, we would like to remind you to renew your season pass as soon as possible if you would like to continue receiving daily shipments of table salt, best regards Don salteroni. pls no 
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Kripp