[Copypasta] What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

twitchquotes: Wow guys, enabling bttv gif emotes was by far the worst decision of my life. Is spamming chat with these annoying gachiBASS emotes really the only thing that kids these days do? Am I just out of touch, or is this what chat has devolved to these days? What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?
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January 2018
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48 year man from somalia

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
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November 2014
Kripp

Classic

The ending of the WWII is AWFUL

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where. And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit! Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.
November 2020

For every copy paste I will pushup

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช for ๐Ÿ’ช every ๐Ÿ’ช copy/paste ๐Ÿ’ช I ๐Ÿ’ช will ๐Ÿ’ช do ๐Ÿ’ช 1 ๐Ÿ’ช pushup ๐Ÿ’ช
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September 2017

ME ORC ME SPAM

twitchquotes: SMOrc ME ORC SMOrc ME SPAM SMOrc NO MOD SMOrc NO BAN SMOrc
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October 2016

MODS

This is shit

twitchquotes: โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–ˆโ–ฌโ–ˆ โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–ˆโ–ฌโ–ˆ โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€
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November 2014
Kripp
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