[Copypasta] What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

twitchquotes: Wow guys, enabling bttv gif emotes was by far the worst decision of my life. Is spamming chat with these annoying gachiBASS emotes really the only thing that kids these days do? Am I just out of touch, or is this what chat has devolved to these days? What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?
twitch chat
January 2018
I used to be a real ad
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Hi Kripp, Suda the painting elephant here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Suda the painting elephant here. I thought i could give you a few tips seeing how you appear to be painting at a calf level (that's a baby elephant btw.) Perhaps you could ask your trainer Raina to hand you different colored brushes to make the tree more vibrant? From one herbivore to another I've got to say this is a little depressing, but as long as you keep trying your best I have no doubt you will reach adult animal level painting skills. Happy Painting!
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

Kill the chicken again

twitchquotes: K覊i蛠l蜑l廷 虥t蛝he獭 蜆c廷hic虝k汀en 谈aga台in, 蜆I痰 d蜑a蜔r台e 谭y蛷o痰u谈, I 蜔d抬o谭ubl潭e d虝a覊re獭 挞yo痰u 蜏moth汀erf檀ucke痰r
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June 2014
EtrnlWait

Jared wakes up in the middle of the night

twitchquotes: Jared wakes up in the middle of the night gasping for breath. The moon shines high in the starless sky its light upon Jared. It illuminates his, pale almost ghostly face, he is sweating yet he feels so cold. From his lips only one word is whispered "Diamond III" he shivers for this word is a mortal reminder of his haunting nightmare. He tries to calm himself reassuring it was all but a bad dream. He looks up, a surrender vote blinking in the dark, and in the background qtpies maniacal laugh
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April 2016
Annie Bot

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League of Legends

Asmongold鈥檚 Defence for Brony Accusation

"Listen. Just because I know who Rainbow Dash is, and I know what Equestria is, and Princess Celestia is, and I- I know uh, other things about the thing too probably I- probably I think about it, I don't know - Just because I know that stuff - Pinkie Pie, yeah, the- I don't- Look, it- I- I'm not- no, sounds like you know the story- of course, LISTEN, what do they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer guys, t- remember- remember how they say that? Wh-what do you- wait, there's nothing wrong with this, it's- it's- that's, SEE? Look guys, yeah, TRUE, TRUE, yep, and absolutely not, nope we're downvoting this one, no, nope nope nope, that's not true, sus-"
April 2022
Asmongold

THE LEATHER CLUB IS 2 BLOCKS DOWN

twitchquotes: gachiGASM HEY BUDDY gachiGASM I THINK gachiGASM YOU GOT gachiGASM THE WRONG gachiGASM DOOR THE LEATHER gachiGASM CLUB IS gachiGASM 2 BLOCKS DOWN gachiGASM
twitch chat
February 2017

KappaPride

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