[Copypasta] What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

My Grandfather smoked his whole life

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

March 2021

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December 2020

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spamming copypastas is the worst form of comedy

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October 2020

This is the Hygiene Police

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January 2015

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[Copypasta] What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

My Grandfather smoked his whole life

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Simps

spamming copypastas is the worst form of comedy

This is the Hygiene Police

SPAM THIS TO HELP ZACKRAY

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