[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

Tall Dog

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December 2019

Dennis

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｄｅｎｎｉｓｓｍｉｔｅ，ｍｙｅｙｅａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅｈｅｒｏｈｅａｌｔｈ．ｉｗａｔｃｈｔｈｅｈｅｒｏｈｅａｌｔｈａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅ２ｓｋｉｐｐｅｄｔｕｒｎ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｓｕｄｏｋｕ

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March 2014

Kripp

Gay chicken

twitchquotes: In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

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September 2019

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KappaPride

Nigerian Prince Haseem

twitchquotes: Hi I am Nigerian Prince Haseem, i have 200 million dollars but cannot see, if you would do my runes i would share all my riches with you. Just email me your rune page and password

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July 2014

Dyrus

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

April 2022

[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

Tall Dog

Dennis

Gay chicken

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KappaPride

Nigerian Prince Haseem

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

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