[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my Bitcoin๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ and my girl๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฐ both drowning๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŠ and I could only save one๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฒ
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January 2018
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the unluckiest human ever

twitchquotes: BREAKING NEWS - scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's chess game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but I just keep lowrolling and going eif!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
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September 2021
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Type Pepega to activate

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” TwitchVotes You have been gifted FREE BRAIN DAMAGE. Type Pepega to activateโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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March 2019

Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass

I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass. I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me. The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
July 2022

Confessions

AYAYA NaM tank

twitchquotes: โ–ˆ AYAYA โ–ˆ โ–ˆ ]โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ ๐Ÿ’ฅ NaM ..............โ–‚โ–„โ–…โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚ .............โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] .............โ—ฅโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ—ค
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July 2019

Weebs

Here's an "extended maintenance" for you

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ Hey Blizzard, here's an "extended maintenance" for you ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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Forsen
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