[Copypasta] MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper SHAPESHIFT ResidentSleeper SHAPESHIFT ResidentSleeper THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER ResidentSleeper PLAGUE LORD ResidentSleeper MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES ResidentSleeper I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC ResidentSleeper
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March 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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Greek Prime Minister Georgios Pastopoulos

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, this is Greek Prime Minister Georgios Pastopoulos, since you left our exports of 'BROFISTS' have dropped to 0 and the economy is in shambles. What little food we can afford is used to feed a sad betrayed cat we found. Please come back.
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July 2015
Kripp

Hello Kripp, this is Juan Jose Manuel Torres Esteban Rodriguez Ochoa Martinez Lopez Jr

twitchquotes: Š½ello ÄørĪ¹pp, jĻ…an joŃ•Ć© Š¼anĻ…el тorreѕ eѕтeŠ²an rodrĪ¹gĻ…ez ocŠ½oa Š¼arтĪ¹nez lopez jr. Š½ere. Ī¹ no lĪ¹Äøe yoĻ…r cŠ½aт. pleaѕe Ņ“rĪ¹endѕ, no Š¼ore ѕpaŠ¼Š¼erĪ¹no Ī¹n cŠ½aтerĪ¹no oÄø aŠ¼Ī¹go? or elѕe Ī¹ Š½op Š²orderĪ¹no. no cappĻ…ccĪ¹no.
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July 2014
Kripp

Kripp you're a good-for-nothing bully

twitchquotes: Kripp, this behavior of yours is disgusting and honestly makes me want to unsubscribe from you. You're a grown man who apparently has to beat up 12 year old free to play players just for a cheap laugh. I don't know who you think you are, but now I know that you're nothing but a good-for-nothing bully.
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July 2017
Kripp

If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime!

twitchquotes: į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•— Dongers in the morning, dongers in the evening, dongers at suppertime. If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime! į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•—
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December 2014
Kripp

Tired of getting Sniped?

twitchquotes: Tired of getting Sniped? No problem! Here at Sniper Deflectorsā„¢ we can shield your Arena Queue from incoming Snipers with our new patent-pending SniperShieldā„¢ Technology! Our shield will bounce incoming sniper shots right back to the sniper-guild recruiter (definitely not DRIVEZY), causing them to effectively Snipe themselves! Buy 24/7 protection now for only $24.99/month!
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August 2017
Kripp

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