[Copypasta] Why is Jake even a meme?

twitchquotes: Why is Jake even a meme? Are really so inconsiderate and stupid so as to think that its funny? You just post it like its some kind of joke, when in reality, Jake is a serious player at the top of his game, and deserves your respect. For this reason, I refuse to spam J LUL KE
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March 2018
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OpieOP

twitchquotes: į“ŒOpieOPŽ į“ŒOpieOPŽ į“ŒOpieOPŽ
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December 2014
Kripp

PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS

McDonalds is trying to invade the world. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. I have plenty of evidence. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. That is very much. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. Once I saw two were next to each other! I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. No McDonalds! but there was a new problem. AMONG US! PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS, I AM SUFFERING
July 2022

Among Us / Amogus

I want to fuck the Samsung girl

Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iā€™ve done nothing but think about her. I canā€™t go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iā€™ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canā€™t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canā€™t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canā€™t live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iā€™ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iā€™ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnā€™t want it any other way.
June 2021

EU is a 3rd world country

twitchquotes: Kripp pls make up with papa so u can go to the doctors, you cannot get help in a 3rd world country AKA the EU pls come back to NA where we have doctors
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March 2014
Kripp
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