[Copypasta] "Just one more" Kripp muttered

twitchquotes: "Just one more" Kripp muttered, as the sun slowly rose over the Canadian horizon. His forehead dripping with Vegan sweat, his eyes droopy with fatigue, Rania at the door with suitcases of her stuff and signed divorce papers, and Dex a mere pile of starved bones, Kripp once again clicked the Queue button with Ashka at the ready. "This time I'll get MVP for sure."
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March 2018
Kripp

Battlerite

I used to be a real ad
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Kripp's stream is like watching paint dry

twitchquotes: How the ever loving *** is this guy getting 24k people to watch him play HS? It's like having a small country collectively decide to grow an interest in watching paint dry. Boggles the mind. Really.
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November 2014
Kripp

Tanner's life continues its downward spiral

twitchquotes: After his shift at McDonald's, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, waiting for Kripp's stream to begin. As soon as Kripp's face appears, he begins one of his tirades, insulting and mocking Kripp, the happily-married, multi-millionaire video game streaming sensation. "That'll show him", Tanner mutters to himself, as his life continues its downward spiral.
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December 2018
Kripp

Tanner from High School

All becoming better than Kripp

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž Ｋｒｉｐｐ ο½ο½‰ο½“ο½ο½Œο½ο½™, οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” ｔｏ ο½“ο½ˆο½ο½— ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ｍｙ ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½—ο½Œο½…ο½„ο½‡ο½…. οΌ© οΌ£ο½’ο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½‰ο½šο½… ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ο½‡ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½ο½‚ο½‰ο½Œο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œ ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Žο½ο½ο½‚. ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½Ž ｋｒｉｐｐ
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April 2014
Kripp

A physicist called Octavian

twitchquotes: The year is 2027. A physicist called Octavian has created the first inter-dimensional portal capable of exploring alternate galaxies. "Finally, I have done it..." he says as he steps into the portal. He enters a room where he sees himself giving a "Brofist" to his computer. His only reaction: " FailFish ".
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them πŸ™‹πŸ». if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸ½πŸ™‹πŸΎ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😒. if world against the kripp, i am against the world βŒπŸŒβ˜„οΈ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of kripp πŸ€“πŸŒΉ. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world 🀠
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March 2018
Kripp
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