twitchquotes:Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Valiant calls Shanghai
twitchquotes:HELLO SHANGHAI π IT'S THE VALIANT π WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE π
HELLO SHANGHAI π 4Head IT'S THE VALIANT π 4Head WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE π 4Head
Seoul Dynasty is just winning because...
twitchquotes:Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itβs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iβm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyβre not.
Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itβs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iβm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyβre not.
Listen up here c9 police
twitchquotes:Listen up here c9 police, if the enemy team capture the point and nobody gets in it to stop them then it is scientifically classified as a c9 so stop trying to ruin everybodys fun and get a life
Listen up here c9 police, if the enemy team capture the point and nobody gets in it to stop them then it is scientifically classified as a c9 so stop trying to ruin everybodys fun and get a life
The current meta is so good STUNNED
twitchquotes:hey chat *STUNNED* the current *STUNNED* meta is so *STUNNED* good, as a *STUNNED* tank main i *STUNNED* find myself *STUNNED* getting more *STUNNED* compliments for *STUNNED* shatters
hey chat *STUNNED* the current *STUNNED* meta is so *STUNNED* good, as a *STUNNED* tank main i *STUNNED* find myself *STUNNED* getting more *STUNNED* compliments for *STUNNED* shatters