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I think the balance team is doing an amazing job
twitchquotes:I think the balance team is doing an amazing job at keeping the game fun to play and interesting to watch! ($5.00 has been sent to your PayPal account, please delete this part of the message)
I think the balance team is doing an amazing job at keeping the game fun to play and interesting to watch! ($5.00 has been sent to your PayPal account, please delete this part of the message)
Seoul Dynasty is just winning because...
twitchquotes:Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itโs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iโm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyโre not.
Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itโs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iโm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyโre not.
Valiant calls Shanghai
twitchquotes:HELLO SHANGHAI ๐ IT'S THE VALIANT ๐ WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE ๐
HELLO SHANGHAI ๐ 4Head IT'S THE VALIANT ๐ 4Head WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE ๐ 4Head
A GOAT says...
twitchquotes:๐ฎ says moo ๐ฆ says quack ๐ถ says bark But the ๐ says FIRE AT WILL! NERF THIS! EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY! HAMMER DOWN! RALLY TO ME! OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!
๐ฎ says moo ๐ฆ says quack ๐ถ says bark But the ๐ says FIRE AT WILL! NERF THIS! EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY! HAMMER DOWN! RALLY TO ME! OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!
Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes:Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is