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Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
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EU "Expect Unsatisfactionā is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport
EU "Expect Unsatisfactionā is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport no wins Any %
EU vs NA
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Hello Tides is me Kripperino here
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ć½( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)ļ¾ Hello Tides is me Kripperino here. I have finished my streaming days. Please take care of my childerinos for me, and pay their child supporterino. Lots of love, Kripp <3
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Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence
Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iām so distressed right now I donāt know what to do. I didnāt mean to do that to Rudy but Iām literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iām going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canāt be happening. Iām having a fucking breakdown. I donāt want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterā¢. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnāt supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
2020 US Election
This reddit sub is not funny
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnāt change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your ājokesā on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say āoh Iām almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyā????? Youāre not. Saying āpenisā or when asked to say a joke āmy lifeā isnāt fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of āhumourā for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. āSo leave the subā that wonāt fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your ājokesā. Develop a sense of humor or just get outš