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Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
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Kripp when do you start being a sellout?
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Hello Kripp, Just wondering when you're going to start selling Nvidiaā¢ Tshirts and Cups?, Or even better, Do you think we can get some HyperXā¢ ram discounts on G2AĀ®? While you're at it, I think you should have some giveaways for SubwayĀ® Giftcardsā¢?
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TURN CHAT INTO WEEB MODE
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TURN CHAT TO WEEB MODE
TURN CHAT TO WEEB MODE
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I sexually Identify as an the sun
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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iām fucking retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 Ā°C. From now on I want you guys to call me āSolā and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canāt accept me youāre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Iām struggling to accept religious people as human (/r/atheism parody)
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatās going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iāve gotten to a point where Iām looking at all religious people as not even human. I donāt know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itās pretty close to it. I still donāt understand why people say to respect other peopleās religious beliefs. I certainly donāt. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iām just so disgusted by all of them.
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