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[Copypasta]Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING!
twitchquotes:Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!
Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!
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twitchquotes:Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.
Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.
Look, having nuclearβmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart βyou know, if youβre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iβm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldβitβs true!βbut when youβre a conservative Republican they tryβoh, do they do a numberβthatβs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneβyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weβre a little disadvantagedβbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meβit would have been so easy, and itβs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatβs going to happen and he was rightβwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatβs going on with the four prisonersβnow it used to be three, now itβs fourβbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itβs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donβt, they havenβt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itβs gonna take them about another 150 yearsβbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Look, having nuclearβmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart βyou know, if youβre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iβm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldβitβs true!βbut when youβre a conservative Republican they tryβoh, do they do a numberβthatβs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneβyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weβre a little disadvantagedβbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meβit would have been so easy, and itβs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatβs going to happen and he was rightβwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatβs going on with the four prisonersβnow it used to be three, now itβs fourβbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itβs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donβt, they havenβt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itβs gonna take them about another 150 yearsβbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Yup, it's gamer time!
twitchquotes:No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, itβs gamer time!
