[Copypasta] Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING!

twitchquotes: Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!
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June 2018
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Summon The Hydra

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twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)β•―β•²_____ don't mind me, just levitating a hockey stick
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Kripp

Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus

twitchquotes: bᎽ α’αŽ¬αŽͺᎠαŽ₯ᏁᎢ ᏆhαŽ₯s mᎬssαŽͺᎢᎬ ᎽᎾu αŽͺα’αŽ¬ ᏁᎾᎳ αŽ₯ᏁfαŽ¬αŸα†αŽ¬αŽ  ᎳαŽ₯Ꮖh ᏆhᎬ ᎠαŽͺᏁᏦ ᏒαŽͺsᏆαŽͺ ᏉαŽ₯Ꮢus. α†αŽΎ αŽΆαŽ¬α† ᏒαŽ₯Ꭰ Ꮎf ᏆhᎬ ᎠαŽͺᏁᏦ ᏒαŽͺsᏆαŽͺ ᏉαŽ₯Ꮢus, ᎽᎾu musᏆ ᏒαŽͺss αŽ₯Ꮖ ᎾᏁ α†αŽΎ ᏆhᎬ ᏟhαŽͺT γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ I'm cured!!
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Kripp

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twitchquotes: (ΰΈ‡'Μ€-'́)ΰΈ‡ α΄ α΄€Ιͺ α΄…ΙͺΙ’Ιͺα΄›α΄€Κ€ ᴄᴏᴍ α΄€ ᴛᴇᴛᴀ (ΰΈ‡'Μ€-'́)ΰΈ‡
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EtrnlWait

Not your typical 12 year old ;)

twitchquotes: I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old. ;)
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December 2017
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