[Copypasta] Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING!

twitchquotes: Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!
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June 2018
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See you in court

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, this is Anne, just letting you know that the DNA test came back positive and I will be seeing you in court to get my child support. Oh and btw she is now 4 years old and asking where is daddy ***, either way see you in court..
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December 2014
Kripp

NORMIES OUT

twitchquotes: PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko
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April 2017

Weebs

Yassuo ditches Trick2g

twitchquotes: Hey, Yassuo! Big fan of the stream, I can't believe you're not playing Yasuo as much anymore...RIP. I guess that's what happens when Yasuo gets gutted, lol. Anyways, I'm trying to learn to play Shaco. I just have a question about the skill build: Should I max Backstab like you backstabbed Trick, Deceive like you deceived Trick, or Hallucinate like you made Trick hallucinate about being able to play at Twitch Rivals with his friends?
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November 2019
Yassuo

League of Legends

How to commit all 7 deadly sins at once

If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.
February 2021

Classic

Flame imp is a bad card

twitchquotes: Wow. Wanna know how I know that this guy doesn't know what he is doing? He plays Flame Imp, a card that does 3 damage to the guy that plays it. Clearly he doesn't understand that if you run out of health you lose.
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November 2014
Kripp
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