[Copypasta] Things escalated from there

twitchquotes: I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "fuck you", then i said "nah fuck you leatherman" and then things escalated from there
twitch chat
July 2018
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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
July 2021

Classic

Anime girl 3

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January 2017

Weebs

4Head balance cans

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twitch chat
September 2016

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

twitchquotes: īŧ¨īŊ…īŊŒīŊŒīŊ īŧĢīŊ’īŊ‰īŊīŊ īŊ”īŊˆīŊ‰īŊ“ īŊ‰īŊ“ īŧ¯īŊīŊ”īŊ‰īŊīŊ•īŊ“ īŧ°īŊ’īŊ‰īŊīŊ… īŊ’īŊ…īŊ“īŊīŊīŊŽīŊ„īŊ‰īŊŽīŊ‡ īŊ”īŊ īŊ™īŊīŊ•īŊ’ īŊ…īŊŽīŊƒīŊīŊ„īŊ…īŊ„ īŊīŊ…īŊ“īŊ“īŊīŊ‡īŊ…īŧŽ īŧˇīŊ… īŊīŊ’īŊ… īŊŽīŊīŊ” īŊ‰īŊŽīŊ”īŊ…īŊ’īŊ…īŊ“īŊ”īŊ…īŊ„ īŊ‰īŊŽ īŊīŊīŊ•īŊ’īŊ‰īŊŽīŊ‡ īŊīŊ•īŊ’ īŊ“īŊ…īŊŒīŊ† īŊ‰īŊŽ īŧ¯īŧĒ īŊ—īŊˆīŊ‰īŊŒīŊ… īŧ´īŊīŊīŊ„īŊ…īŊƒīŊ‹īŊ‰īŊŽīŊ‡ īŧ¤īŊīŊŽīŊ‡īŊ…īŊ’īŊ“īŧŽ īŧ°īŊŒīŊ…īŊīŊ“īŊ… īŊ‚īŊ… īŊīŊ„īŊ–īŊ‰īŊ“īŊ… īŊ”īŊˆīŊīŊ” īŊīŊŽīŊ™īŊīŊīŊ’īŊ… īŊ‚īŊ…īŊ…īŊīŊ‰īŊŽīŊ‡ īŊ—īŊ‰īŊŒīŊŒ īŊŒīŊ…īŊīŊ–īŊ… īŊīŊ… īŊŽīŊ īŊƒīŊˆīŊīŊ‰īŊƒīŊ… īŊ‚īŊ•īŊ” īŊ”īŊ īŊīŊ…īŊīŊīŊ…īŊ’īŊīŊŽīŊ‰ īŊ”īŊˆīŊ… īŧŽīŊīŊšīŊ‰ īŊīŊīŊ„īŊ“īŧŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius

twitchquotes: My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius, commander of the PJSalteers of the North, General of the Salty Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Saltarrian. Father to a Flamestriked son, husband to a Top decked wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this stream or the next.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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