[Copypasta] Fruit towers

twitchquotes: πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘
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August 2018
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Imaqtpie submits his Pocket Pick

twitchquotes: Hi Mr Santana. Marc Merrill here. Your recent submission to our 'Pocket Pick' video series left us scratching our chins. Whilst we agree that pepperoni has a nice "twang", the video was supposed to be about your favorite champion, NOT your favorite Hot Pocket. We would appreciate it if you could remake the video, thanks.
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March 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Holding up a sign

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April 2021

You will never be a crewmate

You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery. All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged. You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

QTPie, this is your Mother Pie

twitchquotes: QTPie, this is your Mother Pie, I've been told you've been drinking alcohol in your TV show my son, please don't do this to the family. Is it that Pobelter boy making you do this?
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August 2015
imaqtpie

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESπŸŽ„πŸŽ„!!

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESπŸŽ„πŸŽ„!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas πŸ‘…πŸ’¦Santa’s about to slide πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸ˜‰ down your hot πŸ”₯ hot πŸ”₯chimney tonight. So lick πŸ’¦πŸ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshopπŸ†πŸ†! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸŽ…πŸΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πŸͺ cookie πŸͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπŸ‘„! πŸ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candyπŸ‘ŠπŸΌCOCK=DπŸ’¦?? Send this to πŸ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elvesπŸ’πŸΌπŸ’πŸΎ If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this yearπŸ†πŸ’¦! If you get πŸ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlateβ˜•οΈπŸ’¦πŸ˜­ If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas πŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πŸŽ„CUMMIES πŸ’πŸ’ HAVE A SLUTTY πŸ’¦πŸ†πŸ‘…DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸŽ…πŸΏπŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸΌ
April 2022

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