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Cathie Wood owns 100% of palantir and 110% of Tesla
December 2021. Cathie Wood owns 100% of palantir and 110% of Tesla (Elon Musk invented a more efficient form of security). ARK ETFs are trading at minimum $1,000 a share and investors are signing 10-year pledges just for the privilege. I log on to my Tesla taxi app and order a car. A vintage Roadster pulls up with EDM playing at a tasteful volume.
"Where to, King?" asks the anime girl on the console. "You know where", I reply. Palantir knows.
We both laugh and the car takes off to Wendys.
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Kripp's high time in coma
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Kripp, this is doctor Jeffrey Shih from the Athens General Hospital. Youโve been in a coma for several years now due to an overload of copypasta. Iโm trying out a new method to get through to you. Please wake up! Your family misses you very much. Please wake up, you *** retard!
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