[Copypasta] I donated $3

twitchquotes: Yo wtf. I donated $3 (my daily allowance from my parents) to play Lil Pump - ESSKEETIT (fav song) and he isn't playing it. Hello? Why is this chat allowing this streamer to get away with this? Why are you idiots just spamming your 'memes' instead of trying to get my song played? Fuck this. This is the last time I donate. I hope you spend your $3 wisely, jerk.
twitch chat
September 2018
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Please say you're sorry

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, I am a 14 year old boy from Canada. I played you today in arena and I won, I was excited to beat a famous player like you! I opened your stream, and I felt bad because you said I played badly and won because of luck. Please say you're sorry or I'll never play Hearthstone again. Please no copy pasterino 10th graderino
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April 2015
Kripp

Arrested for Navy Seal copypasta

I've mentioned this a lot before, but one of my best friends from back home was arrested, jailed for three months, and sentenced to 2 years probation for sending someone the Navy Seal copypasta on Facebook. As of today, he is FINALLY legally allowed to be online again.
February 2019

Navy Seal

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD πŸ“ž BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG πŸ“ž BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

AITA for drop kicking my 2 month old sister down the stairs?

Some backstory required: Earlier today I was trying to relax but she wouldn't stop fucking making annoying ass googoo gaga noises. So today, I see her, and she is actually standing up! First I think to take a picture and tell my parents, but than I remember what an entitled bitch she is. I run forward, and leap forward and plant both my feet in her face as we both tumble down the stairs. I told my parents that she crawked in front of me whilst I was about to use the stairs so I'm out of trouble, and the surgery went fine and she is basically fine although she seems to have fucking learned her lesson as she 'talks' a lot less now. Next time she does this I'm uppercutting her entitled little baby skull
August 2021

Am I The Asshole?

Sorry, I dropped my chess set

twitchquotes: β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž β™Ÿβ™™β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž Sorry, I've dropped my chess set β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž β™Ÿβ™™β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž β™Ÿβ™™β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ β™ž β™Ÿβ™› β™™β™— β™˜
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September 2014
imaqtpie
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