[Copypasta] I donated $3

twitchquotes: Yo wtf. I donated $3 (my daily allowance from my parents) to play Lil Pump - ESSKEETIT (fav song) and he isn't playing it. Hello? Why is this chat allowing this streamer to get away with this? Why are you idiots just spamming your 'memes' instead of trying to get my song played? Fuck this. This is the last time I donate. I hope you spend your $3 wisely, jerk.
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September 2018
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Don't even try to compare Xqc to Forsen

twitchquotes: Don't even try to compare Xqcow to frozen. Xqcow is god, frozen is dog. Xqcow is smart, frozen is a wet shart. Xqcow makes Poggers plays, frozen is a glorified sleep aid. Xqcow is the juicer, frozen is a fruit. Capiche kiddo?
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January 2022
Forsen

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March 2020

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Somewhere in a parallel universe, Reynad isn't salty

twitchquotes: ★　　★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ 　★　 :.　 . • ○ ° ★　 .　 *　.　.　　¸ .　　 ° 　¸. * ● ¸ .　...somewhere　　　° ☾ ° 　¸. ● ¸ .　　★　° :.　 . • ° 　 .　 *　:.　.in a parallel universe* ● ¸ 　　　　° ☾ °☆ 　. * ¸.　　　★　★ ° . .　　　　.　☾ °☆ 　. * ● ¸ ..Reynad...° ☾　★ °● ¸ .　　　★　° :.　 . • ○ ° ★　 .　 * Isn't salty ☾　★ °● ¸ .　　　★　°
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July 2014
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My dream is to have one full page of KKONAS

twitchquotes: KKona MY KKona DREAM KKona IS KKona TO KKona HAVE KKona ONE KKona FULL KKona PAGE KKona OF KKona KKONAS KKona PLEASE KKona HELP KKona ME KKona ACHIEVE KKona IT KKona MY KKona DREAM KKona IS KKona TO KKona HAVE KKona ONE KKona FULL KKona PAGE KKona OF KKona KKONAS KKona PLEASE KKona HELP KKona ME KKona ACHIEVE KKona IT KKona
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March 2016

A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.
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March 2018
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