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More Hearthstone Copypastas
Corridor creeper
twitchquotes:๐In the dungeon I go deeper๐in set reviews I was a sleeper๐when minions die I get cheaper๐You guessed it right๐I'm corridor creeper๐
How many Hearthstone Devs does it take to change a lightbulb???? It doesn't matter, because they don't know how to balance the ladder.
Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether
twitchquotes:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
twitchquotes:Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itโs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itโs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnโGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turnโฆ It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerfulโฆ the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itโs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itโs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnโGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turnโฆ It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerfulโฆ the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
The emotion of the topdeck, the salt of the defeat
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp remember you don't play for the gold or for the wins, you play to feel the emotion on the topdick, the on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini
Hey Kripp remember you don't play for the gold or for the wins, you play to feel the emotion on the topdick, the PJSalt on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini