[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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November 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
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Mods can't ban me at this pace

twitchquotes: 🐢 SLOW AND STEADY 🐢 WINS THE RACE 🐢 MODS CAN'T BAN ME 🐢 AT THIS PACE 🐢
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April 2017

MODS

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Is Reynad a girly man? Is he Edward from Twilight?

twitchquotes: Ｔｈｉｓ ｇｕｙ ｄｒｉｎｋｓ ｃｉｄｅｒ ａｎｄ ｃｌａｉｍｓ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｄｒｕｎｋ ｏｆｆ ｔｈｅｍ？ Ｉｓ ｈｅ ａ ｇｉｒｌｙ ｍａｎ？ Ｉｓ ｈｅ ａ ｇａｙ ｍａｎ？ Ｉｓ ｈｅ ｅｄｗａｒｄ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｗｉｌｉｇｈｔ？
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April 2014
Reynad

NaM with okay hand

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January 2019

I Salute the donger lord for he is our KING!

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October 2014
imaqtpie

For people that use "XD"

twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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February 2019
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