[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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November 2018
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I want to smash

twitchquotes: I want to smash. No, not sex, not even in a physical way. I want to sit down and play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate while laughing and having a good time. I want to play 1v1โ€™s. I want to play on your team against lvl. 3 CPUโ€™s. You can be Kirby. I can play Jigglypuff. No items.
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Not your naked body

Pusheen the Cat

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September 2021

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
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January 2015
Reynad

Kripp's mods put Stalin to shame

twitchquotes: โ˜ญ โ˜ญ โ˜ญ โ˜ญ Nแดsแด›ส€แดแด สแด€ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, Tสœษชs ษชs Cแดแดส€แด€แด…แด‡ Sแด›แด€สŸษชษด แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด 1952. I แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› I แดกแด€s แด…แดษชษดษข แดกแด‡สŸสŸ แดกษชแด›สœ แดส Gส€แด‡แด€แด› Pแดœส€ษขแด‡, ส™แดœแด› สแดแดœส€ แดแดแด…s แด˜แดœแด› แดแด‡ แด›แด sสœแด€แดแด‡. I'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด ส€แด‡แด„ส€แดœษชแด› แด›สœแด‡แด แด›แด ส€แดœษด แดส ษขแดœสŸแด€ษขs. Bแด‡แด›แด›แด‡ส€ Rแด‡แด… แด›สœแด€ษด Dแด‡แด€แด… โ˜ญ โ˜ญโ˜ญ โ˜ญ
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June 2014
Kripp

Infinite Cum Part 3

Your release had increased so much that they could no longer contain you. Your cum has consumed the entirety of the cosmos. Humanity is without a shred of doubt, gone. You are alone in the universe. If there were aliens, they are dead now. Itโ€™s over. In despair, you mourn the death of the scientists, of humanity, of everyone. You realize you'll never hear her sweet and calming voice, see her proud body. Your sad. Your terrified. Chronicles pass. The last stars in the universe eclipse. You silently watch as the last atoms break into protons, into quarks, into mere beams of weak energy that disperse along the vertical ropes. But the ropes no longer play their docile music. They have gonne silent. You watch, helplessly, as the Last mozon is engulfed into the ever expanding plane of Cum. Your own creation destroys the very own universe, defying the own plan of existence. You are alone. You scream, but nothing comes out of your mouth. You cry, but nothing descends from your eyes. Do you even have eyes? All you can see is the torrid Instotucional white across the whole of the Universe. Entire Gans eclipse before your eyes, but then you realize the horror: The Cum turned against you. With nothing more to consume, your sons turned against their father, and begin to consume you. You tremble. There's nothing to do. The huge weight impacts you like if whole planets fell onto your shoulders. Your alone. In your last moments, a odd sentiment of peace invades you for the first time since the early days of the universe. It's finally gonna end. You think about all the people that you've met during your stay in this universe. In the end, you think about the researcher. About her arms. Her breasts. You feel... good. For the first time in many hipereons. You jack off it. It's so.... good, you come at the right time, freeing the constrained cum from your menber. You open your eyes, and behold the bathroom door. You are Ok. You remember everything. It's all over. You exit the bathroom after jacking off again, going back to your old life. The cum stops.
April 2022

Infinite Cum

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