[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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November 2018
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ZOOMIN , IN THE FOreign. GOt thE enGINE ROARIN

twitchquotes: Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“
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March 2018
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A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.
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March 2018
Kripp

End Stream

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Survival Arena Developer messages Kripp

twitchquotes: (Survival Arenaβ„’ Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to wear your Survival Arena shirt and don't forget our little 'arrangement' later tonight at the motel.
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May 2017

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