[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
twitch chat
November 2018
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Bumper Ameng burger

twitchquotes: Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโ€™s cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโ€™s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโ€™s hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
twitch chat
March 2019
OverwatchLeague

Classic

Overwatch

Michael Santana It's your Mom Here!

twitchquotes: Michael Santana It's your Mom Here!!! Someone just told me you didnt say Thank you... You will change your manners!!! REMEMBER i brought you into this world i can take you out of it!!!
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie

You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel

You guys ๐Ÿ‘จ need to remove โŒ the American flags ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and seals from the courtroom ๐Ÿ‘จ โš–๏ธ in nopixel. your idea of court ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โš–๏ธ does not represent the American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda ๐Ÿง and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth ๐Ÿ‘ถ . to protect yourselves ๐Ÿฉน you should probably fix ๐Ÿ”จ it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ†™ considering you guys are European ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
December 2021

GTA RP

The Tuck Frump movement started in 1944

twitchquotes: The Tuck Frump movement started in 1944 as a splinter group of the French Resistance. Though initially suppressed by the Nazi superweapon "U-Boat mode", the movement gained strength as the war went on. Today we honor the brave veterans that stood against facism with their rallying cry, Tuck Frump.
twitch chat
January 2015
Trump

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm, you're not going any old place. You're coming to the underground fight club of intellect. Prepare to be mentally battered. But don't worry, after you've spent your newbie time being cognitively pummeled, you'll have joined the ranks of the mental elite. Then you'll see the world for what it truly is. All those people going around without a thought in their head. You'll hate it. You'll become just like him. And you'll start loving it. The power of intelligence, of absolute intellectual superiority. It'll become a high you chase, constantly learning and experimenting. You'll finally be a Rick.
December 2020

Rick and Morty

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing