[Copypasta] President Trump gave us Christmas back

twitchquotes: Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded
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December 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
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Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: ๏ผจ๏ฝ‰ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ผง๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผท๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ผฆ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ† ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŸ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝš๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ผ ๏ผซ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผ
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Kripp

Hi I'm 12 year old

twitchquotes: Hi I'm 12 year old I started listening to suicide boys like a month ago and I saw people wearing their clothes that said fuck the police and I want to know where to buy it also how much it cost also how to make your parents okay with clothes that say bad words thank you
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August 2019

I want to rearrange your guts

twitchquotes: I want to rearrange your guts. No, not with my throbbing cock, not even in a sexual or physical manner. I want to drink kombucha and properly alkalinized water with you. Long walks at sunset to Whole Foods, we will manifest good energy through plentiful probiotics and good health
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February 2019

Not your naked body

Will this affect my Wayne

twitchquotes: Hello, Reynad I have been the butler of a very prestigious family for a very long time. Couple I work for has just recently been shot and killed, I have been left to take care of him but, he has resort to a life of crime fighting which is very dangerous. Will this affect my Wayne.
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