[Copypasta] Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes

twitchquotes: Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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December 2018
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I met a man named madlife

twitchquotes: Back when I was in korea, I met a man named madlife, and he came up to me and said "this is how you play thresh you young wippersnapper" and I stood up out of my chair and said "okay" and that, is how the american madlife, machinegunnerusmc was made.
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THIS IS A TEST, IF YOU ARE HUMAN, DO NOT COPY PASTA

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid THIS IS A TEST, IF YOU ARE HUMAN, DO NOT COPY PASTA THIS MESSAGE MrDestructoid
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August 2017

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CLG is fantastic

twitchquotes: CLG is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, map awareness, laning, vision control, csing, poking, landing skillshots, objective control, early game, mid game, late game, ganking, and getting kills.
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I miss Julio the donkey

twitchquotes: Hello, my name its Juan Pastas Copyrino. Sorry my england. Last week donkey Julio died outside of the house. I loved Julio. Every day we ride to work together. I also spoke donkey language better than my england. Julio and me always talked for hours about business and the political situation here. But now Julio is in donkey heaven. I miss him
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Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Great Music (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Extremely Handsome (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Innovative Decks (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) High Level Gameplay (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Moderately Sized Forehead (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Great Personality (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Large Donger (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Must be Reynad (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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