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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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As a MOTHER, I am OUTRAGED
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imaqtpie WHAT THE FUCK, where is your DAMN viewer age RESTRICTION?! This shit you put on your stream is too SCARY for kids, you need to warn people. As a MOTHER, I am OUTRAGED.
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Silence the silenced watcher
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Silence the silenced watcher to counter the silence
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Ninja's wife and xqc's twitter feud
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Of course 🤗 I was going to answer👮♂️ sweetie , 🥰 I was eating breakfast🧇, fueling up for a productive day 💅 Not very relatable 🤨 I know! 😼 You should teach me a thing 😗 or 2✌ about fundraisers 🗣💵 i'm sure you know a thing or two ✌ about raising funds. 🤣🤪 I mean, these gucci 🐍 bags don't pay for themselves. 🙌 🦍
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. It’s not a story the f2p btw would tell you. It’s a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to Un’Goro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn… It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful… the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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