[Copypasta] Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes

twitchquotes: Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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December 2018
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Quarantine? More like quaran time

twitchquotes: Quarantine? More like quaran time πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ‘ may allah bless you
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March 2020

Coronavirus

COVID

The Manny Will Not Be Televised

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July 2020

if u finish reading this monkaW

twitchquotes: Hey Byron, I noticed you like to run comps around Aurelion Sol and I went ahead and did the math on a level 3 Aurelion Sol with Spear of Shojin and Zeke's buff and it turns out that if you finish reading this everyone in chat will be dead in the next 5 minutes monkaW
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July 2019
Reckful

Teamfight Tactics

Obama

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April 2021

Fedora the Explorer

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, Fedora the Explorer here, moderator of /r/hearthstone. I am here to tell you that reddit is now your enemy because you missed legal.
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March 2015
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