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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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I used to be a real ad
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LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica
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LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica, having been lost at sea due to his lack of geographical knowledge as well as his lack of map awareness and ending up in the region known for their excellent ARAM skills and elderly pro players. He is specifically known for his knowledge about "freezing" and one-tricking Volibear in level 25 draft pick. He states: "I had to shove the wave and ended up in NA. If we hadn't anchored I wouldn't be hardstuck in the fucking atlantic sea" and "No, my pathing wasn't bad, if the captain had listened to me we could've denied 3 waves". He can be found sailing the bottom of solo-queue just like he almost sailed the bottom of the sea.
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imls
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Sense of pride and accomplishment
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The ๐ฐ intent ๐ฐ is ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ provide ๐ฐ players ๐ฐ with ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ sense ๐ฐ of ๐ฐ pride ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ accomplishment ๐ฐ for ๐ฐ unlocking ๐ฐ different ๐ฐ heroes. ๐ฐ As ๐ฐ for ๐ฐ cost, ๐ฐ we ๐ฐ selected ๐ฐ initial ๐ฐ values ๐ฐ based ๐ฐ upon ๐ฐ data ๐ฐ from ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ Open ๐ฐ Beta ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ other ๐ฐ adjustments ๐ฐ made ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ milestone ๐ฐ rewards ๐ฐ before ๐ฐ launch. ๐ฐ Among ๐ฐ other ๐ฐ things, ๐ฐ we're ๐ฐ looking ๐ฐ at ๐ฐ average ๐ฐ per-player ๐ฐ credit ๐ฐ earn ๐ฐ rates ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ daily ๐ฐ basis, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ we'll ๐ฐ be ๐ฐ making ๐ฐ constant ๐ฐ adjustments ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ ensure ๐ฐ that ๐ฐ players ๐ฐ have ๐ฐ challenges ๐ฐ that ๐ฐ are ๐ฐ compelling, ๐ฐ rewarding, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ of ๐ฐ course ๐ฐ attainable ๐ฐ via ๐ฐ gameplay. We ๐ฐ appreciate ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ candid ๐ฐ feedback, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ passion ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ community ๐ฐ has ๐ฐ put ๐ฐ forth ๐ฐ around ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ current ๐ฐ topics ๐ฐ here ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ Reddit, ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ forums ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ across ๐ฐ numerous ๐ฐ social ๐ฐ media ๐ฐ outlets. Our ๐ฐ team ๐ฐ will ๐ฐ continue ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ make ๐ฐ changes ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ monitor ๐ฐ community ๐ฐ feedback ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ update ๐ฐ everyone ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ soon ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ often ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ we ๐ฐ can. ๐ฐ
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Twitch is banning users who don't post in chat
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Paint me like one of your French grills.
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โ ( แ ใโ )๏ผฟ Paint me like one of your French grills.
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Avatarmelon
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Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. Long ago the four melon nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked. Only the Avatarmelon, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the melon world needed him most, he vanished.
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Reynad