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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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I used to be a real ad
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Doot diddity donger cuckerino
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๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ต๐ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฌ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ
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imaqtpie
Program and Control Man
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We are all living in Pac-Manโs world. You know what Pac stands for? P.A.C Program and Control. Heโs program and Control Man. The whole thingโs a metaphor. All he can do is consume. Heโs pursued by demons that are probably just in his own mind.
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Super Smash Bros
Where was the Paw Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis?
As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?
Kid you wanna see an awesome deck?
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Yesterday after he went offline, i was walking down Greece.. and i saw lurky shadowy person behind a wall.. i recognized him as Octavian (Kripp) after spectating him for 25mins.. he was trying to lure kids in.."(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst.. kid you wanna see an awesome deck?"?
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People Who Fake Disorders Be Like
Red is the color of blood and thatโs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloโฆ this is Dream ๐พ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay๐ฅ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it ๐คช๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ
*switches back to Zay๐ฅ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you ๐ but you didnโt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing ๐