[Copypasta] Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes

twitchquotes: Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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December 2018
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New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰ β˜‘ β€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!” β˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β˜‘ β€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!” β˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" β˜‘ β€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!” β˜‘ β€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!” ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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Nerf MEGA Mastodon blaster ad

twitchquotes: NerfRedBlaster Dominate Nerf blaster battles with the first-ever motorized Nerf MEGA blaster! NerfBlueBlaster The Nerf MEGA Mastodon blaster boasts incredible rapid-fire speeds to send MEGA Whistler darts screaming through the air from its integrated 24-dart drum. NerfRedBlaster Bring the MEGA Mastodon blaster into action to overwhelm opponents with its imposing size. NerfBlueBlaster Use the shoulder strap for easy maneuvering to be ready for Nerf battles anytime, anywhere. NerfRedBlaster
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February 2017

BionicBunion

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November 2014
patashu

When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

twitchquotes: WΚœα΄‡Ι΄ α΄€ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ α΄„α΄α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΙͺΙ΄s Ιͺα΄›'s sᴇᴇɴ α΄€s ΚŸα΄‡α΄›α΄›ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ α΄α΄œα΄›. Bα΄œα΄› α΄‘Κœα΄‡Ι΄ KΚ€Ιͺᴘᴘ sα΄›Κ€α΄€α΄˜s α΄€ 30150-ALQAIDA ʙᴏᴍʙᴠᴇsα΄› α΄‘Ιͺα΄›Κœ Κ™α΄œΙͺΚŸα΄› ΙͺΙ΄ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴏɴᴀᴛΙͺᴏɴ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ 15 ᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsΙͺᴏɴ Κ€α΄€α΄…Ιͺᴜs ᴏɴ ʜΙͺs α΄„Κœα΄‡sα΄› α΄€Ι΄α΄… ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜΙͺs ᴑᴀʏ ᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ BʟΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€Κ€α΄… HᴇᴀᴅQα΄œα΄€Κ€α΄›α΄‡Κ€s Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Κœα΄‡ ʟᴏsα΄› ᴛᴏ α΄€ PΚΚ€α΄Κ™ΚŸα΄€sα΄›... Κœα΄‡'s α΄„α΄€ΚŸΚŸα΄‡α΄… sα΄€ΚŸα΄›Κ?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

If two virgins fuck...

If two virgins fuck and take each other's virginity, shouldn't they still have one each? Because, think about it... The definition of take is to capture and receive something, like, if little Bob got 10 dollars and I rudely took it from him, he'd most likely cry, but I'd also gain 10 dollars since I took 10 dollars from him, no? Shouldn't it be the same with virginity, but hopefully, just without the crying? You take a virginty and lose one in the process, so it should be plus-minus zero, I should still have one virginty left? So if I only fuck virgins, will I be a virgin forever? And can I have multiple virginities if I take from other virgins?
September 2021
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