[Copypasta] Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes

twitchquotes: Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
twitch chat
December 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
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FLIP THAT TABLE

(╯°▔°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ļøµ ヽ(Ā°ā–”Ā°ćƒ½) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ļøµ ļ¼¼\('0')/ļ¼ ļøµ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ą² _ą²  Son... ą² _ą²  Put. ą² __ą²  The tables. ą² ___ą²  Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°▔°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!
July 2015

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VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 šŸ˜ Take me by the hand āœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand šŸ™Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 šŸ˜ The voyage 🚲 to the top of the šŸŒŽdeck is a real trip šŸ‘Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 šŸ˜ The crust of a Romanian man šŸ‘³ fueled by the banned šŸ‘ Soaking up the šŸ’¦ salt in the spam šŸ’Æ
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September 2016
Kripp

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ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now ResidentSleeper I really want to fight this ResidentSleeper Wait that actually killed me? ResidentSleeper Holy shit I played that so bad ResidentSleeper
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April 2018
imaqtpie

Weather forecast for today, lots of salt

twitchquotes: ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ą¼¼ąŗˆ Ł„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ā˜‚ Ź·įµ‰įµƒįµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³ į¶ įµ’Ź³įµ‰į¶œįµƒĖ¢įµ— ᶠᵒʳ įµ—įµ’įµˆįµƒŹø - ˔ᵒᵗˢ įµ’į¶  Ė¢įµƒĖ”įµ— ćƒ½ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ā˜‚ ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€
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January 2019

salty

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

if my girl šŸ˜ and PPMD Kreygasm both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl’s funeral šŸ˜ chanting STACK šŸ‘ IT šŸ‘ UP šŸ‘ šŸ˜ šŸ’Æ šŸ˜Ž šŸ†
December 2020

Super Smash Bros

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