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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
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Teleporting again, son?
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A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game
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Κα΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄ α΄Ιͺα΄
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α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’s ΙͺΙ΄ α΄α΄Κsα΄α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄ α΄ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺΙ’ Κα΄ΚΚ.
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Kripp
Obama Not Bad
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I lied. Again
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Months have passed. Hosty has lost everything. "I wish I never ghosted" says a heavily drunk Hosty as he notices a dark figure behind him."I can give you your life back as long as you do something for me" says Amaz. Hosty knowing what Amaz wants bends over and lets him have his way. Afterwards as he cries on bed, Amaz whispers in his ear "I lied. Again"
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