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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp's next hoodie color
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Hey Kripp, Im excited to think of what the next hoodie color will be. This ones been going strong 20 days in a row now. Maybe we'll go back to the blue one or even the other light grey one that was worn for 30+ days. It's like a game now.
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Kripp
Don't you guys feel any embarrasment?
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Don't you guys feel any embarrasment? Spamming chat all day, using emotes for everything, 
this, 
that. You type the same copypasta, each one more absurd than the last one, over and over and over, like children. You people make me sick.
this, that. You type the same copypasta, each one more absurd than the last one, over and over and over, like children. You people make me sick.
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I hate Twitch Chat
Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers
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ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α
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Kripp
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