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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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I used to be a real ad
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I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass
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I am a muricunt born in America
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I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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imaqtpie
EU vs NA
In Twitch Chat they don't say I love you
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In Twitch Chat they don't say "I love you", instead they say "OMEGALUL" which translates to "I watch you to not laugh with you, but at you" and I think that's really beautiful.
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European Union's copyright law
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๐โ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ก โ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ ๐ธ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐โ๐ก ๐๐๐ค.
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ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธATTENTION 2003 KIDSโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
๐
!! PARTYING ๐๐ DRINKING ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐
๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
๐
!! PARTYING ๐๐ DRINKING ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐
๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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