[Copypasta] Fortnite that's how Mafia works

twitchquotes: Fortnite. Fortnite. Fortnite. It was all my two kids talked about. They were utterly devoted to it. I had to make a change. I took the controllers and told them they couldn't play until they downloaded Mafia City. They whined and whined, but soon became engrossed in this amazing and educational game. Fortnite soon forgotten, their grades improved rapidly, much like their levels in game. The teachers were amazed, "how do they do it?" they asked me, I simply replied "that's how Mafia works."
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January 2019
Mobile game Mafia City ads were so cringey it's a new meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-how-mafia-works
I used to be a real ad
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Yuno Gasai

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September 2018

Weebs

Can Everyone stop spamming J LUL K E

twitchquotes: Can Everyone stop spamming J LUL K E he is a pro player that is on the level far above any of you will ever be and its disrespectful for him as a legend dps to play junkrat when J LUL K E is being spammed
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March 2018
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So you're going by Kurum now nerd?

twitchquotes: So you're going by Kurum now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Milk i'm rank 1. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in the games . Sorry you were just an easy bot to target. I can see not much has changed. Remember the rank you had a crush on? Yeah we're inseparable now. I 'm rank 1 in N.A. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
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October 2019
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Furry

โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ‰โ ปโฃทโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโกถโ Ÿโ ‹โขปโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃงโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃพโกŸโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก„โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ปโ ฟโฃทโฃ€โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโฃฆโกพโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโฃพโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โขพโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โข€โฃ€โฃฐโฃพโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก‡โก€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃปโก—โ €โ ฐโฃ›โฃโ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโก‡โ €โขฐโขงโกปโขŽโ ฟโ †โ ผโฃโ ปโฃฃโ €โ €โ ˆโขปโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโขกโ €โข โฃถโ –โ ƒโ โ ‚โ €โ ˆโ ‰โข‰โ €โข€โก„โฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โก โ ’โ ›โ ปโฃฎโ ˆโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ ฐโกทโก‡โ €โข€โฃฝโฃ‚โฃฟโฃ‡โฃฟโฃ‡โ €โฃ€โกคโ คโข€โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃžโ €โ €โ €โก€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โกณโ ฆโ –โ €โก˜โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโขปโฃฟโฃฟโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข‚ โ €โขธโกŸโข€โ €โขธโก‡โฃฟโขฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‘โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โกพโ Ÿโกโ €โขธโ €โ ƒโ €โฃฐโก–โ €โ €โข€โขธ โฃฐโ €โ ƒโขธโ †โขผโฃทโ ™โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ “โ Žโ †โ €โ ˆโขฒโฃคโก„โ €โขฐโกฟโขƒโฃดโฃถโฃผโก โฃฟโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ ˆโ €โ €โกพโฃ…โฃ€โก€โข€โ €โ €โขธโก„โฃ โกพโ ›โ ‰โฃฟโฃฆโกฟโ ‡โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ โ € โฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โข€โกทโ €โ ธโก‡โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ ™โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃผโก…โ €โ €โฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ€โฃคโฃพโ ‡โ €
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July 2020

mizkif maybe if u werent such an asshole

twitchquotes: lmao mizkif maybe if u werent such an asshole with a huge ego maybe the cool streamers like mitch jones would come over and learn mario 64 speed running tricks with you. lmao but ur just depressed its actually sad ur sad, i would know i'm a hate watcher that used to make $600k a month... anyway my dad's coming downstairs gotta go
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May 2020
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