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Can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
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reynad, everytime I watch you I start sweating, I believe this is because you have the power to harvest salt through my pores even through the internet, can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
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Reynad
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I’m sick and tired of people stating that Hunter takes no skill
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I’m sick and tired of people stating that Hunter takes no skill. What about when you have to play Unleash and go face, or how about when you have to equip the bow and go face. Then there’s those times where you have to drop Wolfrider or Arcane Golum and go face. Seriously people just hate because they don't appreciate how hard it is to smash your head on the keyboard and still manage to click the arrow on your opponents Face. No Copy Pastachino Cappachino Postachio Mochachino Hunterino Pepperino Jelly Queeno
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Forsen
Ingesting too much salt can cause casualness
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Studies show that ingesting too much salt can kill healthy bacteria in your digestive track, this can cause side-effects ranging from a weak immune system, acid reflex, and being a casual...
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Kripp
This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva
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Hello Kripparian, this is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva. I have started working overtime at the power plant, and your sister Tatyana has gone to Berlin to sell her body to Kraut swine for money. We do all this to pay for your "Stoned Heart of the Cards" game. Please win tournament and send us rubles soon, so our family can be together again.
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I love my new hat KappaClaus
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I love my new hat 
but it's too hot lemme take it off 
damn my hair is messy lemme fix it 
ahh much better 
but it's too hot lemme take it off damn my hair is messy lemme fix it ahh much better
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