[Copypasta] Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat

twitchquotes: Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat and apron onto the beer-stained couch. He turns on the computer monitor which nearly blinds him, and light floods the room, revealing the months worth of pizza boxes and beers strewn about the floor. He opens Microsoft Edge. His fingers stick to the keyboard as he types "Kripp's stream" into Bing search, ready for another successful day of roasting Kripp.
twitch chat
January 2019
Kripp

Tanner from High School

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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We subbed because we have cash, non-subs are trash

twitchquotes: Hey you poor, underaged trash. You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am sub. Means im VIP. Means I got cash. What you got? You got sh!t. You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. We subbed because we have cash. Real life jobs, real life credit
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Mayor of Canadaland

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ แดแด€สแดส€ แดา“ แด„แด€ษดแด€แด…แด€สŸแด€ษดแด…. แดกแด‡ ษดแด‡แด‡แด… สแดแดœ สœแดแดแด‡ แดส sแดษด, แด‡แด แด‡ส€ sษชษดแด„แด‡ สแดแดœ สŸแด‡า“แด› แดœs แดแดœส€ sแด€สŸแด› แดษชษดแด‡s สœแด€แด แด‡ ส™แด‡แด‡ษด ส€แดœษดษดษชษดษข แด…ส€ส. ษดแด แดษดแด‡ ษชs แด˜ส€แดแด ษชแด…ษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ แด˜แดแดส€ สœแด€ส€แด…-แดกแดส€แด‹ษชษดษข แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แดกษชแด›สœ แด›สœแด‡ แด›แด€ส™สŸแด‡ sแด€สŸแด› แด›สœแด‡ส แด…แด‡sแด‡ส€แด แด‡ า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ษชส€ แด…แด€ษชสŸส แดแด‡แด€สŸs. แดกแด‡ ษดแด‡แด‡แด… สแดแดœ แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Kripp

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

People space jammed from the oldest of times

twitchquotes: From the oldest of times, people jammed for a number of reasons. They jammed in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they Jammed to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they Jammed to celebrate." And that is the Jamming we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord Octavian. Slam Jam unto the Lord Octavian a new song. Let them praise His name in the Space Jam"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? He jammed๏ปฟ
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐Ÿ˜ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โŒ๐ŸŒโ˜„๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐Ÿ˜ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒน. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐Ÿค 
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Kripp
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