[Copypasta] I'm going to kill that prosterino

twitchquotes: The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ļ¼¤ļ½…ļ½ļ½’ ļ¼£ļ½™ļ½‚ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½˜ļ¼Œ ļ¼© ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½“ļ½…ļ½–ļ½…ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Œļ½™ ļ½„ļ½…ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½“ļ½“ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½ļ½–ļ½…ļ½’ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½Œļ½ļ½“ļ½” ļ½ļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½Œļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½‰ļ½„ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ¼”ļ½†ļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ ļ½–ļ½ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½…ļ¼Œ ļ¼© ļ½Žļ½ļ½— ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½šļ½… ļ¼© ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½Žļ½ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½Œļ½…ļ½†ļ½” ļ½”ļ½ ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½–ļ½… ļ½†ļ½ļ½’ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‹ļ½‰ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½† ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½—ļ½…ļ½…ļ½‹ļ¼Žļ¼Žļ¼Žļ¼Ž ļ¼“ļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½‹ļ½“ ļ½†ļ½ļ½’ ļ½ļ½ļ½‹ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½„ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½‰ļ½“ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½“ļ½ ļ½…ļ½ļ½“ļ½™ OpieOP
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: ļ¼©ć€€ļ½•ļ½Žļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½†ļ½…怀ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œć€€ļ½„ļ½…ļ½–ļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½Žļ½„怀ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“怀ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½Žļ½…ļ½Œļ¼›ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½—怀ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ¼©ć€€ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½„ļ¼Ÿć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½’ļ½ļ½™ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼¦ļ¼„ļ¼ć€€iā€™ļ½ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½™ć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”怀ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼©ļ¼³ć€€ļ¼­ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼Ø怀ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žā€™ļ½”怀ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ¼µļ¼®ļ¼³ļ¼µļ¼¢ļ¼¢ļ¼„ļ¼¤ļ¼Ž
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

VAPE TEST

twitchquotes: VAPE TEST AMPEnergyCherry ()_Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…_) If the arms touch the vape, you are LIT āŽ VapeNation āŽ 
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May 2016
Kripp

Classic

VapeNation

Chat Test

Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff

twitchquotes: Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff, executive producer for the Food Channel. We have reviewed your recent application to be a host of your own TV show on our network titled, "Salty Vegan Eats - A Pro Gamer's Way of Life" However, after further reviewing your claim of being an "extremely popular professional gamer" we found the evidence lacking. Mr. Octavian, casually playing a children's card game does not make you a "pro gamer." Have a nice day and good luck to your future endeavors.
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

salty

My pasta is really just not salty enough

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some PJSalt. Pls help me finish my masterpiece.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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