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This ZeRo guy seems pretty good. He could be a top player in a few months or maybe even #1.๏ปฟ
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Smash bros in the year 20XX
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The year is 20XX. Every official stream online has zero views because grassroots organizations have usurped all Esports streams. Nintendo is destitute and broke, their only source of income is through taxing sold copies of Melee, CRTs, and gamecubes. Society has evolved to the point that with a cybernetic implant, you can connect directly to netplay and shine on your opponent while broadcasting free of a DMCA complaint and a C&D letter from Nintendo. Doug Bowser is the last living human without an implant, and is found cold and naked, wondering why everyone is constantly talking about wavedashes.
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Super Smash Bros
Robin is NOT low tier
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Robin is NOT low tier. That's a ridiculous claim and you know it. Game and watch. Kirby. Jigglypuff. Hell, even Mario is shorter than Robin. Say what you want about Robin, but do NOT call my girl "low".
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ME NAIR ME NO CARE
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ME IKE 
ME NAIR YOU WANT FUN ME NO CARE
ME NAIR YOU WANT FUN ME NO CARE
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THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD
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๐ฆ THROW ๐ฆ THIS ๐ฆ CRAB ๐ฆ 2 ๐ฆ MAKE ๐ฆ HBOX ๐ฆ MAD
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I know Pikachu dittos are pretty wild looking
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I know Pikachu dittos are pretty wild looking, but I'm hoping viewers watch w/ an open mind. Beneath what looks like Quick Attack spam is actually a lot of depth in the MU. Knowing when to press the B button is important. Pika dealing with his own height is intriguing too.
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