[Copypasta] Kripp paints and is one off lethal

twitchquotes: Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But it’s too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. click He forgot to buy bullets. β€œOne off lethal,” Rania sobs.
twitch chat
February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp starts a salt mine

twitchquotes: As Kripp frantically tries to fix his router and internet issues. The stays dedicated and vigilante. After trying to fix these issues that arose at hand he finally came to realize that this was all worth nothing. He stopped fixing the issues and threw his computer out the window. He started up a Salt Mining company in the Himalayan mountains called Kripp Salt. He is starting a family and all is well. Thanks Kripp. BibleThump
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

All becoming better than Kripp

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž Kripp ο½ο½‰ο½“ο½ο½Œο½ο½™, οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” to ο½“ο½ˆο½ο½— ο½ˆο½‰ο½ my ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½—ο½Œο½…ο½„ο½‡ο½…. οΌ© οΌ£ο½’ο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½‰ο½šο½… ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ο½‡ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½ο½‚ο½‰ο½Œο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œ ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Žο½ο½ο½‚. all ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ better ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½Ž kripp
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Absence of the "legendary" card back

twitchquotes: ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidβ„’ here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ )
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

One day I'll be a real dong

twitchquotes: (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡ ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€~β€’ ~β€’ γ€€ γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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