[Copypasta] Daily Airport Security Test!

twitchquotes: βœ… 🏻 🏼 🏽 🏾 🏿 🚫 Daily Airport Security Test! Can you pass? ⎝ cmonBruh
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February 2019
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Our dongers will never lower

twitchquotes: OUR BULLETS WILL ANNIHILATE YOU ⁞ ぀: β€’Μ€ βŒ‚ ‒́ : ⁞-︻╦̡══╀─ OUR BLADES WILL PIERCE YOUR SKIN α—œΰ²  o ΰ² )Β€=[]:::::> OUR BEASTS WILL RIP YOU APART ΰ©§γ€³ Λ΅ ΰ²  α΄₯ ΰ²  Λ΅ γ€΅γƒŽβŒ’. OUR WIZARDS WILL CURSE YOU FOR ETERNITY ΰΌΌβˆ©ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½γ€β”β˜†οΎŸ.*ο½₯q゚ AND OUR DONGERS WILL NEVER LOWER
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I can no longer resist the pizza

twitchquotes: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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Greek Prime Minister Georgios Pastopoulos

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, this is Greek Prime Minister Georgios Pastopoulos, since you left our exports of 'BROFISTS' have dropped to 0 and the economy is in shambles. What little food we can afford is used to feed a sad betrayed cat we found. Please come back.
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Copypastus Totalus

twitchquotes: β•°( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° )γ€β”€β”€β˜†*:γƒ»οΎŸ Copypastus Totalus!! I can't believe people actually take time out of their day to copy and paste messages instead of contributing to chat. What kind of inhuman degenerate would take pleasure in wasting valuable chat space? Quite FrankerZly, it's discusseding.
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You kids call that a copypasta?

twitchquotes: You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
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