Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I canβt resist but stick my dick in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesnβt matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I donβt care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I canβt resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, thatβs right, the Nesquik bunnyβs face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that fucking bunny; since the first time Iβve seen his sexy ass I canβt restrain myself from cumming in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that Iβm crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, Iβm the only sane one here.
Airport wifi password
twitchquotes:π HELLO TSM? π TL HERE π AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" π waiting for fly quest
β "ο»Ώο»ΏThis guy's dick is crazy!" β "My pecker can't win against a boner like that" β "He needed PRECISELY those two inches to win!" β "He shot the only sperm that could topdick me" β"He had the perfect jizz"β"He came on my face perfectly" β "There was nothing left to ejaculate"
Reynad's guitar is a prop, not an instrument
twitchquotes:Dear reynad why is that guitar used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love. pls no copy pastarino bambino cappuccino.
Dear reynad why is that guitar used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love. pls no copy pastarino bambino cappuccino.
Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp
twitchquotes:I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.
I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.