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This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version
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This is the shittiest reply ever. Overwatch requires camping, booping, stunning, sleeping, hacking, slamming, aimbotting and hitting shots. There are not βpositionsβ in Overwatch. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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What if we all spam the same thing?
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what if we all spam the same thing?
what if we all spam the same thing?
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YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH
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YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH
YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH
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I'm a teacher but I'm treated like I'm a streamer
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I'm a teacher, middle school ages, we have a gaming club in our school. Most of the kids are vocal about watching Twitch, who their favorite streamers are and when playing games the would suggest who to watch to get better at a game, e.g. watch Hashinshin to improve at League etc. Now when the kids come to the gaming club they no longer ask about games, they all just chant 'Miss, get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads' or 'Miss, I'll pay you a dollar to show me your feet' or 'Miss, how much too see your butthole' or 'Miss, I'll gift 50 subs if you get your tits out now' or 'Miss, the lads need those big juicy milf titties out' or 'Miss, get your tits out or I'll bring a gun to school tomorrow'. It's getting a bit tiresome, will Twich Tv ever do anything about this epidemic?
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Dennis in a time machine
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The year is 1945. βDennis,β Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. βGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.β A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked βTop Deck.β Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. βWe will see who says "Salt" now,β he saysβ¦.
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