[Copypasta] 80 billion dollars in twitch stocks

twitchquotes: 4 people broke into my house and held me hostage last night. Somehow they've heard I hold 80 billion dollars in twitch stocks and wanted me to withdraw it to a specific bank account. I had to explain for 2 hours how it's all fake money and that I've spent almost a week trading fake stocks just to gain nothing. They ended up calling me a fucking loser and left..
twitch chat
March 2019
TwitchStocks.com is a new website where users can buy and sell streamer stocks using fake money
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

I will cut off your dick if you cheat on me

(✿ β—•β€Ώβ—•) α“„βœ‚β•°Uβ•―
ascii art
April 2021

Confused DrDisrespect

β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ ›β ‰β£‰β£€β£€β£ˆβ ‰β »β Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώ β£Ώβ ›β β£ β£€β£€β£€β£„β ˆβ ‹β β  β£Ύβ‘Ώβ ›β ›β£Ώβ£Ώβ‘„β „β „β „β  β£΄β£Άβ£¦β£€β‘€β ™β’Ώ β ƒβ’°β£Ώβ Ώβ ›β ›β’Ώβ£Ώβ‘‡β „β „β „β „β „β „β’€β£Ύβ‘Ώβ β „β ‚β ‚β „β ˜β ‰β ™β »β£Ώβ£¦β ˆ β£¦β£€β£€β£€β ˆβ’ β£Ώβ‘Ώβ β „β „β „β „β „β’Έβ£Ώβ‘β „β „β „β „β „β „β β£ β£΄β£Ύβ£Ώβ β’  β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ „β Ώβ Ÿβ „β „β „β „β „β „β „β£ β£€β‘„β „β „β „β „β „β’€β£ˆβ ›β ‹β ‰β „β’ β£Ύ ⣿⣿⣿⑏⠄⒰⣿⣢⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠿⣿⑇⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ „β „β‘ˆβ ‰β β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β£Ώ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£·β „β „β’‰β „β „β „β „β „β β ¦β‘˜β Ώβ Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ£§β£€β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β’€β£Ώ β£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ÿβ ˆβ „β „β „β „β’°β£„β „β  β „β „β „β’€β‘Œβ β „β „β „β£Ήβ Ÿβ‘β „β „β „β „β£Έβ£Ώ ⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄Ⓒ⣿⣿⣷⣦⑀⣾⣿⣷⒄⣀⣀⣠⣢⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⒠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣀⣢⠄⠄⠄⠄Ⓒ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻Ⓙ⠿Ⓕ⣿⣿⣿⣿⑍⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ „β „β „β „β ˜β£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ÿβ „β „β „β „β „β ‰β ›β »β£Ώβ£Ώβ β „β „β’Έβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώ ⣿⣿⣯⣉⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄Ⓙ⣿⣆⣼⣿⠲⠲⠢⒦⣄⑀⠻⑏⠄⠄⠰⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘„β  β „β „β „β »β’β Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£·β£Άβ Ÿβ’ƒβ‘„β β „β „β Έβ£Ύβ‘Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώ β‘Ώβ Ÿβ ›β ‰β β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β ˆβ ‰β β šβ ‹β β „β „β „β „β ’β Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώ
ascii art
May 2020
DrDisRespectLIVE

Silver 5, time for NA LCS!

twitchquotes: Hey guys. Me and my friends have always dreamed about joining the NA LCS. We created a ranked team, climbed up all the ranks till we got Silver 5. We have finally done it. Time for NA LCS! 4Head
twitch chat
August 2015
Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post

You fucked up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope. You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it? Not even your mummy can help you now fuck boy
January 2021

Classic

Hearthstone cardback

β–ˆβ–€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–€β–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–€β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–€β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–’β–’β–„β–€β–€β–€β–„β–’β–’β–€β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–’β–’β–ˆβ–’β–’β–„β–’β–’β–ˆβ–’β–’β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–’β–€β–„β–„β–€β–’β–ˆβ–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–’β–’β–’β–’β–„β–„β–„β–€β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–Œβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆ
ascii art
July 2015

Hearthstone

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing