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It starts with a surge of adrenaline. Signals flood the nervous system. Pupils race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Then open. Now itโs up to you to decide what to do with it.
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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ Rania consoles him, โItโs okay sweetheart. I love you.โ Kripp responds in tears โI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโs neck, โItโs okay baby, itโll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ Kripp lets out a scream, โNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโS CARD GAME!โ
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Kripp
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.
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๐ก๐ธ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ญ. ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ต๐พ๐ฎ. ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ผ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ช ๐ฏ*๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐๐ฑ๐ธ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ท ๐ผ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ถ๐ ๐ญ*๐ฌ๐ด
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Where were u when USSR fell?
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Where were u when USSR fell?
I was in gulag tourturing prisoner when t-34 tank came
"Stalin is kil"
"Nyet"
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You arenโt like the other girls. You're built different
I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iโve ever seen. Youโre absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itโs so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichรฉ as it may sound, you arenโt like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.
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Wife attack AITA?
I (46M) was having lunch (lasagna) with my side chick (42F) on a lovely day (23ยฐC) when all of a sudden my wife (44F) of 35 years barges in and starts attacking me (46M). Wtf (what the fuck) was she thinking I had been having sex with my side chick (42F) every other weekend it's not like I was doing this every day. She (44F) then starts attacking her (42F) and the wait staff (32M, 26M and 29M) have to intervene. Completely ruined my lunch. AITA?