[Copypasta] It starts with a surge of adrenaline

twitchquotes: It starts with a surge of adrenaline. Signals flood the nervous system. Pupils race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Then open. Now it’s up to you to decide what to do with it.
twitch chat
March 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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WE DIDIN'T START THE KAPPA

twitchquotes: γƒ½ΰΌΌβœΏβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½οΎ‰ WE DIDIN'T START THE KAPPA γƒ½ΰΌΌβœΏβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½οΎ‰ IT WAS ALREADY SPREADING THE MOMENT WE GOT HERE γƒ½ΰΌΌβœΏβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½οΎ‰
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

Clean All The Things

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September 2021

My boyfriend doesnt know (from r/trueoffmychest)

At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocado’s asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". They’ve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriend’s brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking he’s keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesn’t know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brother’s LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. I’m literally pissing myself as I write this.
May 2022

Reddit

DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME

twitchquotes: ( ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡ DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡ (ΰΈ‡ β—‰β—‘β—”)ΰΈ‡ READY, CHAT! (ΰΈ‡ β—‰β—‘β—”)ΰΈ‡
twitch chat
March 2015
Reynad

I fucking hate Stuart Little

twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote β€œyou’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
twitch chat
May 2020
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