[Copypasta] It starts with a surge of adrenaline

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent

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May 2015

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One hour of Trump's streaming per evening

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March 2015

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August 2015

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The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport

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June 2017

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[Copypasta] It starts with a surge of adrenaline

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

salty

One hour of Trump's streaming per evening

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sellout

plebs vs subs

The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport

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