[Copypasta] It starts with a surge of adrenaline

twitchquotes: It starts with a surge of adrenaline. Signals flood the nervous system. Pupils race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Then open. Now it’s up to you to decide what to do with it.
twitch chat
March 2019
New HP OMEN gaming laptop ad on Twitch
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LEC aka Legendary Elite Conference

twitchquotes: LEC - aka β€œLegendary Elite Conference,” is a League for Riot Games that is often acclaimed for its limitless pool of talent and innovative gameplay. It is specifically known for embarrassing a certain minor region in the fastest MSI Finals ever.
twitch chat
July 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

Do not call your significant other honey

Do πŸ‘ not πŸ‘ call πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ significant πŸ‘ other πŸ‘ honey πŸ‘ unless πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ a πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ appropriating πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ culture, πŸ‘ this πŸ‘ cannot πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ accepted πŸ‘
October 2021

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

twitchquotes: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
twitch chat
June 2019

Rooster

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ascii art
February 2017

Goblin

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November 2021
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