[Copypasta] Meet Swampletics, my Morytania locked ultimate ironman

twitchquotes: Meet Swampletics, my Morytania locked ultimate ironman. After recently maxing my ultimate ironman I decided to up the ante, and forge my own journey from scratch. No banking, no trading, but this time I can't leave Morytania.
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March 2019
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Sadge brother letter

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“œ โœ๏ธ Sadge ๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป, ๐“˜ ๐”€๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ต๐”‚. ๐“˜๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“น๐“น๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท๐”‚ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฏ๐“ฝ
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August 2020
Forsen

New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰ โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!โ€ โ˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" โ˜‘ โ€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!โ€ โ˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" โ˜‘ โ€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!โ€ ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
November 2014

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ ๏ผณ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ผฆ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ผณ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ the bazaar๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ๏ผ‡๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ผ‡๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ผง๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ผฏ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผข๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ™ ๏ผฏ๏ผช ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ” ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ผฏ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ผช๏ฝ•๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ„ ๏ฝŠ๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ผด๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝš๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ™๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝš๏ฝ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is โ€œmental abuse to humansโ€? Well, lemme tell you one thing: โ€œMathโ€ is an abbreviation for โ€œmathematicsโ€, so youโ€™re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for โ€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsโ€! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youโ€™re not truly intelligent or cool! Youโ€™re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donโ€™t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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October 2020

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