[Copypasta] Meet Swampletics, my Morytania locked ultimate ironman

twitchquotes: Meet Swampletics, my Morytania locked ultimate ironman. After recently maxing my ultimate ironman I decided to up the ante, and forge my own journey from scratch. No banking, no trading, but this time I can't leave Morytania.
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March 2019
"Meet Swampletics" is a RuneScape meme originating from the 2007scape subreddit. Everyone's spamming it for some reason.
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As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

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