[Copypasta] Can you stack these cans

twitchquotes: DrinkPurple hey matey can you stack this can jus likeme :) DrinkPurple try like me! try like me! heres another can. : ) DrinkPurple try like me to stack this cans can you can you ?? :) DrinkPurple stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. EZ for ME
twitch chat
March 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½„ο½„ο½…ο½Žο½Œο½™οΌŽ ｉ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ｃｕｍ ο½‰ο½Ž ｍｙ ο½„ο½‰ο½ο½ο½…ο½’οΌŽ ｉ ο½—ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ο½ο½…ο½’ ο½“ο½ο½Œο½…ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½’ο½‹οΌŽ 'ο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ'
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 3)

So I went into work and I started working. I decided to install Among Us to play, right? But my boss was walking by and said "Hey, why are you playing video games on the work computer?" I said that I was playing Among Us and asked him if he was uncultured. He told me to get out so I said "Quit being sus." And I did the funny imposter is sus grin you guys know? And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. So I pulled out my dick and said "Look at this little spaceman!" I took off my pants and ran around the office with my dick flying around. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. I said "good imposters get butt humps." He screamed and punched me. I ran out work not wanting to work with a bunch of REDDITORPHOBES.
March 2021

Trolling with Among Us

Among Us / Amogus

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. When I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, resistant material and make millions. Brigades will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests.
August 2021

MAURICIO HONORATO

twitchquotes: I have never seen a team with MAURICIO HONORATO lose a game.... I mean, he's perfect, incredible, good aim, intelligent, handsome... I honestly don't see MAURICIO HONORATO losing this game.
twitch chat
September 2018

Overwatch

Mario

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November 2014
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