[Copypasta] Can you stack these cans

twitchquotes: DrinkPurple hey matey can you stack this can jus likeme :) DrinkPurple try like me! try like me! heres another can. : ) DrinkPurple try like me to stack this cans can you can you ?? :) DrinkPurple stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. EZ for ME
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March 2019
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Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon

twitchquotes: Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
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If any of you copy and paste this you will be in serious trouble

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How to kill a geologist

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy. Iā€™d brandish my obsidian knife at them and theyā€™d be compelled to approach. ā€œThatā€™s very cool,ā€ theyā€™d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. Theyā€™d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. ā€œBut as it is volcanic glass, itā€™s very fragile, you see, and isnā€™t well-suited for use as a weapā€”ā€ and then Iā€™d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
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Belle Delphine Christmas vid is disappointing

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