[Copypasta] Let us out lettuce points

twitchquotes: Lettuce (Lactuca sativa) was first discovered by Octavian Morosan in 2019. A leafy, green vegatable, he named it lettuce after the frantic cries from his wife and two dogs chained in the basement of, "Let us out!"
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March 2019
Kripp
Kripp's stream has a new feature called Lettuce Points that gives viewers points through watching and other activities, and points can be used to bet on his Hearthstone games
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