[Copypasta] Shane Dawson tweet - i didnt fuck my cat

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Rick Astley paradox

twitchquotes: If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! SwiftRage

MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! SwiftRage

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! SwiftRage

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION! SwiftRage

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November 2016

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I fucked Up DVD

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.

April 2022

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[Copypasta] Shane Dawson tweet - i didnt fuck my cat

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sellout

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