[Copypasta] Extreme Sodium Saltstorm 9000

twitchquotes: ☐ sᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴘᴊsᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ sᴏᴅɪᴜᴍ sᴀʟᴛsᴛᴏʀᴍ 9000 ☑ ʀᴇʏɴᴀᴅ
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July 2014
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