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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME
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( ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ (ΰΈ ββ‘β)ΰΈ READY, CHAT! (ΰΈ ββ‘β)ΰΈ
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Reynad
Hold Ctrl and type Wash Your Hands
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Twitch gives 100 bits for coronavirus awareness
Hold Ctrl and type Wash Your Hands ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Twitch gives 100 bits for coronavirus awareness
Hold Ctrl and type Wash Your Hands ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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Coronavirus
COVID
Sneaky goes to town
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It was a hot and sultry night at the c9 gaming house. everyone was in bed except for meteos and sneaky. "we can't keep doing this, baby" says sneaky. "put that mouth to use, you dirty tramp" replies meteos. "LCS starts tmrw, and if you expect me to carry you again, i need to you to suck me to completion." sneaky grins sl*ttily, and goes to town
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League of Legends
I love Art of Conquest!
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My $0.99 starter bundle put me well above the other players. But, when I reached the first enemy castle. I couldn't beat it. I checked the in game shop. "BONUS SILVER TROOPS $4.99 EXPIRES IN 3:14:28" I happily spent $4.99. Shortly after I came across an elite boss I couldnt beat. So I checked the in game shop. "BONUS GOLD TROOPS. 5000 RESOURCES. $19.99 EXPIRES IN 1:05:39" It's about to expire! I quickly entered my credit card and bought the bundle, it was such a steal. I love Art of Conquest!
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Kripp
sellout
Salt is not just a commodity, it is a way of life
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Hailing from the Morosan line from Romania, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan has, instead of taking on the family business, opted to play a children's card game until three in the morning everyday. His pursuits to seperate himself from the mineral have only made the dynasty wealthier than it has ever been. On Octavian's stream, salt is not just a commodity, it is a way of life...
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