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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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I used to be a real ad
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OJ Overdose
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γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎ OJ α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄
α΄sα΄ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎ
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Kripp
Pickpocket hot tip
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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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Classic
I'm laughing straight to da bank with this
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ΞΉ'ΠΌ βΞ±Ο
gΠ½ΞΉΞ·g ΡΡΡΞ±ΞΉgΠ½Ρ ΡΟ βΞ± Π²Ξ±Ξ·ΠΊ ΟΞΉΡΠ½ ΡΠ½ΞΉΡ! βͺβͺβͺβͺ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺ Β» βͺβͺ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺΒ» βͺβͺΠ½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Οο»Ώ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺ βͺβͺΠ½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺ Β» βͺβͺ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο
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Trick2g
NOT. SELLING. GAMESTOP.
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NOT. FUCKING. SELLING.
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NOT PRESSING βSELLβ ON 1. FUCKING. SHARE.
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IβLL GO TO $0.00 BEFORE BILLIONAIRES GET ONE MORE PENNY FROM US.
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CANβT STOP. WONβT STOP. GAMESTOP.
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TOMORROW, I THINK IβLL BE HOLDING THE LINE. MAYBE MAKE SOME TENDIES, TOO.
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IβLL SEE EVERY ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL APES ON PLUTO SOON, AND ITβS GOING TO JUST BE A SEA OF SPARKLING DIAMOND.
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I LOVE YOU, ALL, AND IβM NOT SELLING, AND IβM NOT FUCKING LEAVING. NOT ONE. FUCKING. SHARE!!!
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Kripp reviews a card
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β I got the beast in my sights β Hoot hoot β That belongs in a museum β Let me change your mind β I looked at this card originally, and I thought, you know, itβs a card, and you play this card. The card will be that card that youβve played, so youβre playing a card. So it is one thing to play a card if your opponent doesnβt really have any cards. The card will screw up the card pretty hard, and that means itβs a pretty good card.
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