twitchquotes:
My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Copy tagliatelli vs Copy pasta
twitchquotes:
This is a campaign from Tagliatelli. We have been noticing sales drops as a result of people's choice of regular pasta rather than the much more tasty tagliatelli. Would you all please stop spreading copy pasta and start copy tagliatelli?
twitch chat
Reynad
Oh so I鈥檓 a simp?
twitchquotes:
Oh so I鈥檓 a simp? Complimenting women on Twitter makes me a simp? Supporting woman with a $99.99 subscription to her onlyfans makes me a simp? Visiting her and getting arrested makes me a simp? You鈥檙e right. It does make me a simp. (S)uper (I)ncredible (M)an (P)
twitch chat
Simps
Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me
twitchquotes:
Hey subs! [滩虆$滩虆(滩虆5)滩虆$滩虆]銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉洁竾 It's me walking with my $5, don't mind me.
twitch chat
Classic
plebs vs subs
Summoning Kripp
twitchquotes:
銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
twitch chat
Kripp
The prodigal son has returned
twitchquotes:
Papparin opens the door to see a hobo squating outside his house. He hugs the lankey figure and tears drip onto a Diablo 2 shirt that has seen better times. "Tonight we feast," Papparin says as he begins to prepare a meal of falafel. Kripp flops down on his bed, surrounded by empty OJ cartons from a year ago. The prodigal son has returned.
twitch chat
Kripp