[Copypasta] My e-girl e-cheated on me

I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: 😳 what's this? my heart is beating so fast 💓 I feel dizzy 🤪 what is this tension in my lower body?

I am sweating so much 🥵 I think i need a special vaccine 🍆 because I have [insert streamer name]virus 🤒🤒🤒

twitch chat

April 2021

This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Overwatch requires camping, booping, stunning, sleeping, hacking, slamming, aimbotting and hitting shots. There are not “positions” in Overwatch. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.

twitch chat

December 2019

Press CTRL + W to prove you are not a bot

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— imGlitch

The Twitch Anti-Bot Algorithm(TM) has detected you may be a bot. Please press the A key on your keyboard and then press the key combo CTRL + W to prove you are not a bot.————————————————————————

twitch chat

May 2019

Kripp's MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this

twitch chat

April 2020

Kripp

Bike

░░░░░░░░▄██░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▄████░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░███░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░▄██░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄████░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▄▄▄██░████░░░░░░░ ░░░░░███░░░▄████░░░░░░ ░░░░░▄███▓█████░░░░░░░ ░░▄▄▄███▄░█████░▄▄▄▄░░ ░██░▓████████████░░██░ ██░▄█░▄█░░█████████░▄█ ██░░░░▄█░░░░░░██░░░░▄█ ░██▄▄▄█░░░░░░░░██▄▄▄█░ ░░░▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

ascii art

July 2018

[Copypasta] My e-girl e-cheated on me

I think i need a special vaccine

This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version

Press CTRL + W to prove you are not a bot

Kripp's MALDHAWK

Bike

Confirm Subscription