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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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I used to be a real ad
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This is a routine PokiW check
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Hello sir. Do you know why I've stopped you? You haven't done anything wrong. This is just a routine PokiW check, sir. May I see your Twitch sub badges and username, please? Thank you. Now let's see that PokiW, hmm? Go ahead, type it in chat. No funny business. Dot the I and capitalize the W. I better not see an emote, son. Or you're off to jail.
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Pokimane
Copyright Infringement from using Copy Pastas
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Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
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pr0lly
Atheists β¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real?
Iβm not trying to be an asshole. Think about this before answering.
Atheists β¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real? God, the Bible, Jesus, death on a cross, resurrection β¦ all of it. What then?
Never buy a keyboard off a chinese bidding website
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α΄Ία΅α΅α΅Κ³ α΅α΅ΚΈ α΅ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ α΅αΆ α΅ αΆΚ°αΆ¦αΆ°α΅Λ’α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ Κ·α΅α΅Λ’αΆ¦α΅α΅ο»Ώ
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Look, kid. You wanna give up?
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Look, π kid. π¦ You π wanna π give 
up? πΊ Fine. π But π you π didn't π« get π here π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π this π far π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π all π― these π followers, fans, admirers, and π hot π₯ groupies by π giving π up. πΊ Don't π« give up. πΊ You're the π champ. You're the π boshy.
up? πΊ Fine. π But π you π didn't π« get π here π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π this π far π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π all π― these π followers, fans, admirers, and π hot π₯ groupies by π giving π up. πΊ Don't π« give up. πΊ You're the π champ. You're the π boshy.
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MOONMOON