[Copypasta] Copypasta being funny is just incomprehensible

twitchquotes: I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.
twitch chat
April 2019
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I sexually Identify as a Lamborghini

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a LAMBORGHINI. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of DRIVing UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. People say to me that a person being a LAMBORGHINI is Impossible and I’m MATERIALISTIC but I don’t care, I’m this NEW LAMBORGHINI HERE. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 NEW bookshelves and 2000 new books on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “NEW LAMBORGHINI HERE” and respect my right to DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. If you can’t accept me you’re a LAMBOphobe and need to check your GNAWLIDGE. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.
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October 2016

I sexually Identify as

Fast forward computer time to open TGT packs

twitchquotes: 4Head fast forward computer time 4Head to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs 4Head everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see 4Head
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August 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

Dadnad and Momnad

twitchquotes: hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
twitch chat
May 2014
Reynad

THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD

twitchquotes: 🦀 THROW 🦀 THIS 🦀 CRAB 🦀 2 🦀 MAKE 🦀 HBOX 🦀 MAD
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June 2019

Rhyme Chant

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