[Copypasta] There is no "random number generator" in any games

twitchquotes: I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? There is no "random number generator" in any games. It's all PSEUDO-random number generator. So therefore it should be PNG or PRNG and not RNG. I am a mathematician, this is important to me, thank you. Using incorrect terms make you lose unprofessional and amateurish and make you lose credibility
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April 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.
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Donate so Kripp doesn't have to sell his kidneys in China

twitchquotes: ą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼½ Please donate so Kripp dont have to go sell his kidneys in china ą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼½
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havenā€™t done assassins in a while

twitchquotes: "alright, locket I guessā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œhavenā€™t done assassins in a whileā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œguess Iā€™ll pick up this akaliā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œoh look, 6 assassinsā€ ResidentSleeper
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Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donā€™t know if youā€™re new here, so Iā€™ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donā€™t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iā€™ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donā€™t think I have to explain why you donā€™t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youā€™ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
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Hello Moonman or whatever your name is

twitchquotes: Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.
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