[Copypasta] Twitch Chat allows 420 characters

twitchquotes: Twitch Chat allows 420 characters and there's 109,384 different characters that exist. So there's a total of 2.294*10^2116 possible chat messages that can exist. But you chose to spam that one
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April 2019
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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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Reynad

AngelThump

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Magic the Gathering Thought Erasure

twitchquotes: Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.
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Team Solo Mid

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League of Legends

This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy Rania can't win against a hot blonde like that” β˜‘ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" β˜‘ "She had the perfect cameltoe" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I couldn't do to her” β˜‘ β€œI ate her perfectly” β˜‘ β€œWhat a slut”
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Kripp

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