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Bumper Ameng burger
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Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
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SPAM THIS DUDE IF SHANGHAI IS NOOB
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SPAM 
THIS DUDE IF SHANGAI IS NOOB
THIS DUDE IF SHANGAI IS NOOB
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The current meta is so good STUNNED
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hey chat *STUNNED* the current *STUNNED* meta is so *STUNNED* good, as a *STUNNED* tank main i *STUNNED* find myself *STUNNED* getting more *STUNNED* compliments for *STUNNED* shatters
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Why don't people like Brigitte?
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Why don't people like Brigitte? I can't be the only one who loves being stunned the entire game. Shield bash is so amazing and really makes for some intense and fun gameplay. Thanks Blizzard
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Valiant calls Shanghai
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HELLO SHANGHAI π 
IT'S THE VALIANT π WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE π
IT'S THE VALIANT π WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE π
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