[Copypasta] OMG that was not a c9 plat chat

twitchquotes: OMG that was not a c9 plat chat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you see, I know what a c9 is because I'm a low diamond and understand concepts such as c9, reset, dive and goats, unlike you PLATS πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
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