[Copypasta] What's that?

twitchquotes: "Octavian," weeps a heartbroken Rania, "we need to talk. I'm not happy anymore. Your frail, vegan body no longer satisfies me. I asked you for a child, and all you gave me was this mangy mutt. Well, I've got news for you. I'm pregnant, and I bet you know who the father is. That's right, it's Tanner from Foot Locker. I'm leaving you, Octavian, you've ruined everything. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Kripp lifts the headphone off his ear and glances in Rania's direction. "What's that?"
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May 2019
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If that's not his knee then wha...

twitchquotes: If that's not his knee then wha... oh my... Kappa
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Warrior vs Warrior ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: See Kripp streaming PogChamp , see Kripp playing constructed Kappa , See it's Warrior vs Warrior ResidentSleeper
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Hearthstone

♿ Kripp druid coming through ♿ watch out at rank 22 ♿

twitchquotes: ♿ Kripp druid coming through ♿ watch out at rank 22 ♿
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March 2018
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Hearthstone

We recommend that you use the "suggested card" feature

twitchquotes: Greetings, Kripparrian. This is an automated message from Blizzard™ Entertianment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstone AI has flagged your account due to an unusal number of arena losses. We recommend that you use the "suggested card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzard™ Team.
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Kripp

60 fps is too smooth

twitchquotes: Who cares! It is a scientific fact that the human eye cannot tell the difference. In fact i'd argue that 60 fps looks worse. 60 fps is too smooth, it's like petting a shark, the scales (frames) are too smooth so it cuts your hand (eyes), while 30 fps is nice and stable and gives you a better immersion because the frames travel a longer distance so the world looks bigger
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November 2014
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