[Copypasta] What's that?

twitchquotes: "Octavian," weeps a heartbroken Rania, "we need to talk. I'm not happy anymore. Your frail, vegan body no longer satisfies me. I asked you for a child, and all you gave me was this mangy mutt. Well, I've got news for you. I'm pregnant, and I bet you know who the father is. That's right, it's Tanner from Foot Locker. I'm leaving you, Octavian, you've ruined everything. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Kripp lifts the headphone off his ear and glances in Rania's direction. "What's that?"
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May 2019
Kripp
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Kripp I am a young beautiful Korean girl

twitchquotes: ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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March 2014
Kripp

My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius

twitchquotes: My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius, commander of the PJSalteers of the North, General of the Salty Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Saltarrian. Father to a Flamestriked son, husband to a Top decked wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this stream or the next.
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November 2014
Kripp

What's that?

twitchquotes: "Octavian," weeps a heartbroken Rania, "we need to talk. I'm not happy anymore. Your frail, vegan body no longer satisfies me. I asked you for a child, and all you gave me was this mangy mutt. Well, I've got news for you. I'm pregnant, and I bet you know who the father is. That's right, it's Tanner from Foot Locker. I'm leaving you, Octavian, you've ruined everything. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Kripp lifts the headphone off his ear and glances in Rania's direction. "What's that?"
twitch chat
May 2019
Kripp

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: Ｉ　ｕｎｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｌｉｆｅ　ｔｏ　ｗａｔｃｈ　Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ，　ｄｅｖｏｔｅｄ　ａｎｄ　ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　ｔｏ　ｈｉｍ，　ｈｉｓ　ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ；　ｈｏｗ　ａｍ　Ｉ　ｒｅｐａｉｄ？　Ｋｒｉｐｐ　ｂｅｔｒａｙｓ　ｍｅ，　ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｉｎｇ　ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ　ｔｏ　ＬＩＦＥ！　i’ｍ　ｓｏｒｒｙ　Ｋｒｉｐｐ，　ｂｕｔ　ＴＨＩＳ　ＭＯＮＴＨ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅｎ’ｔ　ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｄｏｎｇｅｒｓ，　ＵＮＳＵＢＢＥＤ．
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March 2014
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