[Copypasta] French word for grape is raisin

twitchquotes: you know whats strange about english, you guys have a word for dried grapes: raisins. but the strange thing is that in french the word grape is litteraly raisin, but we dont have a word for dried ones, we just say dried grapes but in French so raisin sec BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE THE CRAZY PART because do you know what we call a bunch of grape together? a GRAPPE so a bunch of grape in french is Grappe de raisins ๐Ÿค”
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May 2019
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Asmongoldโ€™s Defence for Brony Accusation

"Listen. Just because I know who Rainbow Dash is, and I know what Equestria is, and Princess Celestia is, and I- I know uh, other things about the thing too probably I- probably I think about it, I don't know - Just because I know that stuff - Pinkie Pie, yeah, the- I don't- Look, it- I- I'm not- no, sounds like you know the story- of course, LISTEN, what do they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer guys, t- remember- remember how they say that? Wh-what do you- wait, there's nothing wrong with this, it's- it's- that's, SEE? Look guys, yeah, TRUE, TRUE, yep, and absolutely not, nope we're downvoting this one, no, nope nope nope, that's not true, sus-"
April 2022
Asmongold

Middle finger

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–€โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–€โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–
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June 2017

ANY LOSERS? v2

: โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โก”โ ™โ ขโก€โ „โ „โ „โข€โ ผโ …โ ˆโข‚โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โกŒโ „โขฐโ ‰โข™โข—โฃฒโก–โก‹โขโกบโก„โ ˆโข†โ „โ „โ „ โ „โกœโ „โข€โ †โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขกโขฃโขฟโกฑโก€โ ˆโ †โ „โ „ โ „โ งโ คโ ‚โ „โฃผโขงโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃžโขธโฃฎโ ณโฃ•โขคโก†โ „โ „ โขบโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโก‡โกŒโฃฐโฃโ šโขฟโ „โขฉโฃงโ ‰โขทโก‡โ „โ „ โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโก™โฃงโขŽโขจโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโขธโฃผโกปโกŽโก‡โ „โ „ โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ Žโกฎโก™โ ถโ Ÿโฃซโฃถโ ›โ งโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโก€โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโขพโ ‡โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโกผโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ทโข€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโ ‡โ ฟโ ‹โ „โ „โข˜โก† โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฑโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โขผโก€โ „โข€โฃ€โกœโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โข€โ ˆโ ‰โขโ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกฐโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โขธโฃงโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโ „โ „โก˜โฃฟโก†โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃผโฃฟโก™โฃทโก„โ „โ „โ „โ ƒโ „โข โฃฟโขธโฃฟโก€ โ „โ „โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโ ฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โข€โกžโขโฃผโฃฟโ ‡ โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ „โ  โกŠโ ดโ ‹โ นโกœโ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ นโ „โ „ โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โขธโ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ นโก–โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ Šโขนโ ’โ คโขคโกœโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฑโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธ
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November 2020

NSFW

MoonMoon can you please stop feeding?

twitchquotes: Hey Moon, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games
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February 2017
MOONMOON

Classic

Overwatch

jerma got so angry at the one guy in chat

One day jerma got so angry at the one guy in chat who was being mean and spamming residentsleeper, he quite literally stuck his hands into his screen and yanked really hard. Out came this 5'9 brown haired highschooler who instantly began begging for his life. However, jerma growled really loud and started chanting the lyrics to "I'm a Walrus" by the beatles. The mods, the chat, no one could stop what happened next. Chat was spamming PauseChamp. Then Jerma just grabbed the poor highschooler by his neck and lifted him off the floor and began to spin him really fast.. His guts came flying out with the sheer force that jerma used to spin him. The camera was stained with blood and chat was all spamming monkaW and "LULW typical One guy moment". After a couple of moments jerma wiped the red marking from the camera and sat back down as if nothing happened. The weirdest part was that he started talking about soy milk and how he wasn't a sponsor with any soy milk company. He seemed quite annoyed that he wasnt a sponsor but continued to elaborate on how much he loved soy milk, but only that one specific brand of soy milk. I'm telling you, the one guy residentsleeper spammers are annoying as hell. EDIT: Unfortunately that segment of the VOD was deleted due to DMCA issues with Jerma singing The Beatles.
July 2022
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