[Copypasta] Lucentbark summon quote

twitchquotes: 🌳 THIS 🌲 IS 🌴 NOT πŸŽ„ YOUR 🌲 HOME 🌳 INVADER 🌲
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May 2019

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Your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST

twitchquotes: Listen up you fucking assholes, your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST if it weren't for MTG, the fucking king of card games. It was the first and the best. Literally everything you love would not be here if Richard Garfield didn't create MTG in 1993. Pokemon, Yugioh, Hearthstone ALL WOULD NOT EXIST. So THINK TWICE next time you call this is a Hearthstone copy...
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Therefore we reduced your RNG as penalty

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌβ–€ΜΏ ΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏΰΌ½ This is Blizzard, Forsen. We've detected reduced gaming time of our game, Hearth of Stone from you and therefore we reduced your RNG as penalty. ΰΌΌβ–€ΜΏ ΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏΰΌ½
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This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck can't win against a deck like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly”
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Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting

twitchquotes: (Β·ΜΏΔΉΜ―Β·ΜΏ ΜΏ)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (Β·ΜΏΔΉΜ―Β·ΜΏ ΜΏ)
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