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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG
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This guy's deck is CRAZY
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Ben Brode and Tyrande
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Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether
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Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?
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Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.
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