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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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I used to be a real ad
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Therefore we reduced your RNG as penalty
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ΰΌΌβΜΏ ΔΉΜ―βΜΏΰΌ½ This is Blizzard, Forsen. We've detected reduced gaming time of our game, Hearth of Stone from you and therefore we reduced your RNG as penalty. ΰΌΌβΜΏ ΔΉΜ―βΜΏΰΌ½
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Ben Brode and Tyrande
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Ben Brode twirls his fingers in Tyrande's soft dirty blue hair. "If I do this, will you make Elune great again?" Tyrande asks as she starts to undress. "Just do as I say and I'll give you the next Dr. Boom". Tyrande prepares her Cockbiter Weapon. She nods as Ben Brode takes out his 4 mana 7/7 and slams it into Tyrande's 0/5 tightwell. "BY ELUNE'S GRACE"! Tyrande screams. After Boom-botting for 3 seconds, "HAAHAAHAA! YOU HAVE BEEN PURIFIED!" Brode yells as he SCAMAZes all over Tyrande's face..
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Hey Jon Snow, im drafting a rogue deck in arena
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Hey Jon Snow, im drafting a rogue deck in arena and i'm 29 cards in. Should I pick backstab (like you got backstabbed by your fellow brothers), betrayal (like how they betrayed you) or shiv (like how you got shived multiple times).
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HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON
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HOW LONG β CAN THIS β GO ON β
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Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card
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Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
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