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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster
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Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster, i've noticed that my husband is never home to play with the Childrenmasters and they are really missing their Fathermaster. Could you choose my dear Husbandmaster less so that my kids can grow up with an actual Dadmaster? Thank you Kripp, maybe he can take you to Gymmaster so you can put some muscle on that scrawny vegan body.
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Your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST
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Listen up you fucking assholes, your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST if it weren't for MTG, the fucking king of card games. It was the first and the best. Literally everything you love would not be here if Richard Garfield didn't create MTG in 1993. Pokemon, Yugioh, Hearthstone ALL WOULD NOT EXIST. So THINK TWICE next time you call this is a Hearthstone copy...
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Salt is not just a commodity, it is a way of life
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Hailing from the Morosan line from Romania, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan has, instead of taking on the family business, opted to play a children's card game until three in the morning everyday. His pursuits to seperate himself from the mineral have only made the dynasty wealthier than it has ever been. On Octavian's stream, salt is not just a commodity, it is a way of life...
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Kripp reviews a card
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β I got the beast in my sights β Hoot hoot β That belongs in a museum β Let me change your mind β I looked at this card originally, and I thought, you know, itβs a card, and you play this card. The card will be that card that youβve played, so youβre playing a card. So it is one thing to play a card if your opponent doesnβt really have any cards. The card will screw up the card pretty hard, and that means itβs a pretty good card.
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12-1 Cheerleaders
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β(β βΏ β)β This is the 12-1 Cheerleaders, Go Kripp Go! β(β βΏ β)β
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