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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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Kripp will never, ever click the button
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Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
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Are you going to pay for another pizza?
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Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
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Everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked
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Diablo. PoE. WoW. GW2. Long ago,the four games lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked. Only Kripp, master of no life gaming, could stop them, but when the world needed him the most, he played 
stone.
stone.
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Kripp play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go!
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Privyet, Komrade Kripp! Is your cousin Dmitri from Mother Russia! I am of hearing that you make much moneys by playing simplistic card game for toddlers and whining like little baby in front of thousands of simpletons! BLYAT! You should play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go! Already I am recruit by man with enormous forehead for professional team Tampon Storm and will be winning many tournaments, yes! Don't be a cyka, you capitalist pig, and stop crying like baby! Love, Dmitri.
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Kripp wins Best Actor
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It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. βBoy,β he says, βwe got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!β The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. βWow!β says Hanks. βI donβt believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his βUnsponsoredβ Hero Academy 2β’ Stream!β
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