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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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I sexually Identify as a snow chugger
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I sexually Identify as a snow chugger. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of chuggering over the plains of Azeroth freezing disgusting hunters. People say to me that a person being a snowchugger is Impossible and I m fuΡking retarded but I don t care, I m beautiful. I m having a mech warper install snow plows, salt shakers and whirling blades on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Choo Choo" and respect my right to chugga chugga and freeze needlessly. If you can t accept me you re a mechaphobe and need to check your topdeck privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Warrior vs warrior
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HEH, GREETINGS 
ARMOR UP ARMOR UP I can take the hit Welcome to the grand tournament TANK UP TANK UP I'M OUT OF CARDS
ARMOR UP ARMOR UP I can take the hit Welcome to the grand tournament TANK UP TANK UP I'M OUT OF CARDS
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Reynad
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Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp
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Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD
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Kripp
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Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK
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β β β β β β β β Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK β β β β β β β ββ β β β β β β β Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK β β β β β β β β
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Kripp
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This scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!
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ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨ βThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!β β βMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!β β βThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jonesβ locker.β β βHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.β β βThar was naught I could do.β β βI weathered that perfectlyβ β ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨
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