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Stream snipers
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One day, the Papa asks Kripp to go fishing, Kripp shrugs, βAlright, but catch and release only β Iβm vegan.β They arrive at the local pristine clear waters of an Ontario stream brimming with wild trout and prepare to fish. Suddenly Kripp shouts, βGet down!β. A crack sounds through the air, and the Papa sees Kripp on the ground bleeding. His final words are, βFucking stream snipers.β
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Kripp
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United States of America is now known as West Iran
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The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoβs mom
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoβs mom. I noticed you havenβt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnβt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weβre never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donβt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Kripp
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Hello Kripp, proud brony here
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πππππππππππ Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (βΏβ―βΏβ―βΏ) ππππππππππππππ
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Kripp
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I AM OCTOSARI
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I AM OCTOSARI 
YOU PLAY ME IN TURN 8 I HAVE 8 ATTACK I HAVE 8 HEALTH I DRAW 8 CARDS I HAVE 8 TENTACLES MY NAME HAS 8 LETTERS AND THERE ARE 8 TENTACLES IN THIS MESSAGE
YOU PLAY ME IN TURN 8 I HAVE 8 ATTACK I HAVE 8 HEALTH I DRAW 8 CARDS I HAVE 8 TENTACLES MY NAME HAS 8 LETTERS AND THERE ARE 8 TENTACLES IN THIS MESSAGE
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