[Copypasta] What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room

twitchquotes: What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room, behind my wooden pc watching a guy play a card game for children, probably earning my yearly salary in a week's time. All of my ambitions are now gone. Only thing that i have left is my old pc and a memory of who i once was...
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June 2019

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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The emotion of the topdeck, the salt of the defeat

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp remember you don't play for the gold or for the wins, you play to feel the emotion on the topdick, the PJSalt on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This AI's hero power is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck can't win against a hero power like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" β˜‘ β€œHe hero powered the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect hero power" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly"
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July 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

DUST TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON

twitchquotes: DUST TEST πŸ”΄ IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON , GO TO PRESS THE BUTTON ⎝ monkaS
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June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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Hey Kripp! It's Arena...

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! It's Arena... It's been a while, haven't it old buddy? I see that you've been playing Battlegrounds and have completely forgotten about me, even though I was always there for you. Low blow Kripp, hope you finish 8th in all your next games. Toodles!
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February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Going face was the correct play

twitchquotes: Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11
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January 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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