[Copypasta] If your girlfriend cheats on you

Hey raynad im a 11 year old boy named Dan

twitchquotes: Hey raynad im a 11 year old boy named Dan and i watched your stream. My mom walked in on my watching you and she saw you drinking the beers. She beat me with a shoe and made me sleep outside in the dog house becsuse of you

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

HELP MY DONGER IS ON FIRE

twitchquotes: ( ͡°̢ ̒ʖ͉ ͋°)̃ ͗H̟E͢L̓P͗ ͈M͙Y͕ ́D̿O͝NG̭E͋R̰ ͜I͝Ș ̏ON̡ ͨF̊I͂R͆E̓ ͠( ͡°̶ ͜ʖ̽ ͘°͗)͉

twitch chat

December 2014

imaqtpie

Yee

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March 2021

[Copypasta] If your girlfriend cheats on you

Hey raynad im a 11 year old boy named Dan

HELP MY DONGER IS ON FIRE

Yee

Hey teacher I was wondering, what is a ratio

The year is 2030. The AOC is now the Supreme Emperor of the United States and the Americas

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