[Copypasta] Pepega SUSHI SUSHI

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โ€‹โ€‹I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor

twitchquotes: โ€‹โ€‹I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
twitch chat
June 2021
TenZ

Valorant

THIS IS A TEST, IF YOU ARE HUMAN, DO NOT COPY PASTA

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid THIS IS A TEST, IF YOU ARE HUMAN, DO NOT COPY PASTA THIS MESSAGE MrDestructoid
twitch chat
August 2017

Viewbots

Why are Chess Players so Racist?

Every time I here a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like โ€œIโ€™m so glad that I am white this gameโ€ or โ€œHe was black, so he didnโ€™t stand much of a chance that gameโ€. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? Itโ€™s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of shit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesnโ€™t mean anything, you are still the same person!!!!!!
August 2021

Chess

Okay, listen up mods. Iโ€™m done with your oppressiveness

twitchquotes: Okay, listen up mods. Iโ€™m done with your oppressiveness. I try day in and day out to spam dank copy-pasta in chat and what do I get in return? Just the same old, 10 minute time out from you fun-suckers. Chat is filled with just meaningful dialogue and constructive feedback. Iโ€™m done. Iโ€™m out. And I swear to god, donโ€™t even think about deleting this message.
twitch chat
February 2017

MODS

DO A MEME ALREADY

twitchquotes: DO A MEME ALREADY FeelsRageMan WE PAY YOU TO MEME FeelsRageMan SAY YOUR PHRASE FeelsRageMan
twitch chat
February 2017
imaqtpie
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